Hot take: nobody actually likes the taste of champagne.

At Hot Topic and they're playing an upbeat track singing "I don't wanna be sad sad sad no more".

Oh yeah.... that happens a lot.

This game is so damn based but I can't afford any more addictions!

*scrolls through the feed*

....yeahhh

r/ClaudeCode . 3d ago lusuallydrop . . We just did an "AI layoff" due to rising costs Humor Turns out AI is getting way too expensive. We just canceled 5 of our AI subscriptions and hired 2 mid-level devs instead.

Iran bad! Get rid of Iran, it make me good!

Oooh I can't wait for the next generation of critical theory majors to start using "Narnian" as their next cool adjective.

It's a *huge* weight off and you don't even realize how much was there until it's gone.

Tell me you startle easily without telling me you startle easily.

Practice makes perfect. Sometimes literally.

"I was trying to waste a scammer's time" could be a god-tier excuse.

I didn't need another reason to love The Strokes, but now I have one.

This is the first time I've been turned on by paws... I hope you're proud of what you've done.

Me every week.

That visualization is going to make this extremely popular and also somehow very gay. I can't wait.

I'm convinced he believes going to war with Iran will make him more likely to get the peace prize....

Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls

For a hot minute I thought that pomegranate was an onion that had been generated to look like a hybrid.

So yeah context is weird.

Be the Jim Henson you want to see in the world.

Be the Jim Henson you want to see in the world.

Because it means you'll have to reexperience the ending?

Not just an anime. An Isekai!

Infowars logo, with an Onion for the O, in the gayest rainbow you have ever seen.

Here's your reminder that we will know whether The Onion can purchase InfoWars by April 30th. Here is a preview of their rebranding.

Well hello future you. How is it going?

At least he picked an appropriate adjective.

My erect hairless cock.

Just vibin'

Yes exactly. Very little judgment, most of the time.

Is that even a conspiracy theory? Like. It's just fact now right?

The furry fandom is extremely soft and cuddly and that is why I feel safe here.