Social media is a fucking cancer.

My grandma gave me a Mac TV when she upgraded. I loved that thing.

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

🤔 lets hope. This could be huge. Science I ❤️ it its wonderful. #cdnpoli #uspoli

I can’t even, man…

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

-FDR, 1937

And they were right to do it.

Zohran Mamdani: "A democratic socialist politics … can flourish anywhere because, frankly, there is only one majority in this country — that's the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what it is that we're pursuing and not as part of the appendix."

Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Just admit y'all made a mistake already.

Oh I'm definitely firing that up.

I just fucking cannot tonight.

I would be totally ok with the USA taking away the pardon power from presidents if there are no guidelines being followed or review process for them…

imagine arguing with your devout catholic grandma and shouting "the pope is WEAK on crime"

I'll never regret voting for Kamala, but let's be honest: Though we would be doing much better under her, we would have never had Universal Healthcare under her/HRC, nor under any establishment Dem.

This is something we would have had / could have under Progressives like Bernie Sanders, AOC, etc.

Thou shalt not send women unsolicited pictures of your penis. Nobody wants to see that shit, you disgusting fuck.

Hey you know we could afford to fly an #artemis every month and provide health care if we'd stop spending all our money on blowing shit up.

A little visitor while I'm trying to read. #dogs #tanktheassholedog

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears.

"She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.”

“'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..."

azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

it’s not sex trafficking if you’re an adult who chooses to do sex work even if you’re from another country. Saying everyone is sex trafficked if they engage in prostitution is just fucking dumb and shows the zealots and SWERFS have won the messaging war. to repeat this BS just harms sex workers

Fin

Yikes.

A few have suggested that some aspects of this mission--joy, international teamwork, diversity--are being played up to stick it to the hateful attitude of the administration. But I don't think it's that. I think it's just that those things are essential to and inseparable from a mission like this.

If people can go to prison for lying to Congress...

Then shouldn't Members of Congress go to prison for lying to the people?

There wouldn't be a Member of Congress left.

Y'all there is a woman and a black man circling the moon and NASA's mission control+ science teams are so diverse and people are nerding out about science and exploration this is all a gigantic middle finger to the stupid and hate and grotesque ghouls running our country