Oldfinger? 🤢

Oh noooo.

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

Well, at least there‘s absolutely no chance they would give it to him now.

Dr Who The Underwater Menace: Troughton’s Dr Who speaking gently to the clearly insane Professor Zaroff, in his lab.

“Why do you want to destroy the world?”
“They wouldn’t give me a peace prize.”

Chips on the beach and fish in the sea. Bonkers

Greenland drawn as an ice-covered island surrounded by blue sea. In its centre, three soldiers looking fearful into all directions. The island is circled by what looks like a shark, but the only thing we see is its finn looking like Trump's hair.

THE THREAT

Cartoon: Anne Derenne (France)

#Greenland

Wow!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

a purple and white swirl on a dark background . Alt: a purple and white swirl of cabbage on a dark background .

Spinach. 3 kilos cooked down = 3 tablespoons.

Red cabbage. A mere quarter will feed 12 people for a fortnight.

Potatoes. 5 kilos roasted won’t be enough for 4.

Vegetable maths.

Did score a lovely goal for Scotland the other day though.

Brighton have ridden their luck this season - need a striker and Mitoma back.

“Bad news, Mr President. Sly Stallone can’t make it to the ceremony”
“That’s fine. We’ll use the waxwork. Nobody will notice”

Lovely cat! I wanted BHA to win though - thankfully I have a cold so didn’t go to the game 🥳

When is a drawing of a foot worth $2m? When it’s a newly discovered Michelanglo. ‘Study for the right foot of The Libyan Sibyl on the Sistine Chapel ceiling’, c.1511-12, will be sold at Christie’s NY in January.

Same! Even down to the 2 correct letters in the first line 👻

Imagine if you were Mariah Carey’s boyfriend, getting her nothing for Christmas and saying “I thought it was just me you wanted”. They would find your shattered remains being pecked at by crows in a field near her house.

glad you asked!

RFK with the reflexive Chappaquiddick picked up from his uncle.

Beat you to it! 😄

Formerly known as Prince…

Cartoon showing a man reading from a dictionary to another. He says "So, it turns out confirmation bias means exactly what I expected it to mean|"

The sort of cartoon you'd expect to see from me

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Not seen a kiss that awkward since Elton John married Renate Blauel #CPC25

Headline: Seal breaks into new Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch

He never really got over the break up with Heidi Klum did he?

😳

as Storm Season rolls in, I am once again inviting you to post a screenshot of your donation to the RNLI in exchange for one(1) recipe of your choice, style manner and difficulty level to be decided by you.

We racked up a couple of hundred quid last time and if any satisfied punters could RT…

Just reading the obituary of the actor Trader Faulkner, and found this charming nugget.

Uggh I can here Fartage now :
"Don't be ridiculous! A huge poll in the Express showed that over 90% of people don't think our plans are remotely racist"
Get on it guys!!

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General Jack D Ripper from Dr Strangelove

"no more beards! No more woke! No more namby pamby lawyering up about DEI crap like war crimes! We will be fit! We will be strong! And we will preserve the sanctity of our PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS'