Me, trying to be normal

No, she's Hogshit.

In Time, that weird sci-fi Bonnie & Clyde pastiche starring Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake. The world they built for that movie was far too rich to be wasted on one single story.

More like Brighton Cringe Fest.

A Nice Guys comic book would rock. Especially since more of The Fix seems highly unlikely.

1969: "One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind."
2026: "Would you look at that, man. Wow. Dude. No way."

She's always been unoriginal.

As an adult, Until Dawn was nerve-wracking. Walking through the sanatorium, and being able to see what's crawling outside the window, hidden from the player characters inside? That was a super creepy moment.

I was in my early twenties when it came out, but Eternal Darkness for Gamecube has a Caesar bust on the first floor of the mansion. At one point in the game, it turned its head, following the player character. That scene was a lot more unsettling than the monsters or the jump scares.

Everyone always talks about the dog jumpscare in Resident Evil. To me, the locker in Silent Hill was much worse.

Because both are made up?

Musk’s Grok AI chatbot is still making sexual deepfakes, despite X’s promise to stop it An NBC News review found dozens of AI-generated sexualized images of real women posted to X over the past month.

"Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence software, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people without their consent, despite his company’s pledge months ago to halt abusive deepfakes after a public backlash and government investigations." @davidingram.bsky.social keeping tabs:

Strait outta Compton, 2015, by F. Gary Gray

Godzilla minus π

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

I hate it here.

1 Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got something to say.
2 But nothing comes out when they move their lips,
Just a bunch of gibberish.
3 Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

Ah, yes, that explains today.

It’s fucking bizarre how people are acting like something from 2022 is something they can’t live without.

Like dudes, the emotional dependence on a sycophantic machine regurgitating nonsense to encourage you to stop engaging in critical thought and trust the slop is truly depressing to witness.

Aquaman only got a live-action pilot that was never picked up, otherwise, he'd have joined them by now.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Someone should check if she had a stroke.

Gravy Train

In the Gravy

Detective Chimp meets Howard the Duck

They just want to belong somewhere, and they don't care if that somewhere is despicable Nazis.

The WE3 style animal torture and death is the reason why I cannot watch this movie with my daughter, who turns 9 tomorrow. She loves the MCU so far, and she's seen everything up to Avengers Endgame and most of what comes after, but Guardians 3 would be just too much for her.

Gotham deserves a better class of criminal.