Scorned wife: why, I bet you’d sell a kiss itself if you could wrap it in foil and put a price tag on it

Milton Hershey:

Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”

Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18

Charmin Forever Roll, a comically large roll of toilet paper.

forever roll
I want to buy
forever roll

Portorium came out of the closet to o hay i liek 2 troll Fuck off.

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cats having a lan party

elsie the cow and elmer the bull

Sadly Dr. Smock was not long for this world bsky.app/profile/forg...

PSA to everyone: Reggie Dinkins on NBC/Peacock.

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Mouser as he appears in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie vs Marty Mauser from Marty Supreme.

Mouser vs. Mauser... who will reign Supreme at the box office?

well well well, if it isn't the nut brothers

lisa simpson
dagwood bumstead
henry and june from kablam
kid vid
lumiere from beauty and the beast

3D Mainichi Modern EPISODE 2 out soon!

Saul Steinberg's iconic New Yorker cover, View of the World from 9th Ave., ran 50 years ago, on the March 29, 1976, issue.

Homer should be tempted with infidelity every episode. Everyone in Springfield should be trying to steal his round yellow ass from Marge.

The virtuecrats are now rotating phaser frequencies in rapid sequence, trying to penetrate the armor of my confidence and getting increasingly worried there's no vulnerability. Their emotional exhaustion is starting to show.

Your growing rage, virtucrats only feeds me energy. Because you see, I am completely calm. I am enjoying this. I am amused. I am laughing to myself as I see your outrage grow. Your game, to make me back down, to apologize to prostrate myself to your sensibilities ... that's never going to happen.

And of course, some of you might recall that the strip ended with the murder of its title character in 1980 (Batiuk was engaged in an ownership dispute over the character):

Scrooge in the Yukon, witnessing bar patrons fight over a single piece of spoiled bacon, before everyone else scrams on mention of Steele coming into town. Scrooge watches a hulking silhouette ride in.

Hulking man riding a tamed bear comes into town, claiming the spoiled bacon and ruggedly exiting the bar. Scrooge asks "Hey, pal -- leavin' so soon?" and fearsome man turns back and worriedly asks "You kiddin'? Ain'tcha heard? STEELE'S COMIN'!"

I post this every few years but seriously, this bit from Don Rosa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck is a Perfect Joke

“Baby Blues” Is Winding Down After Nearly 40 Years After tens of thousands of strips, creators Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott are stepping back from the daily grind—but the MacPherson family isn't going anywhere.

Prolific comic strip writer Jerry Scott will be retiring his two comic strips by next year: “Baby Blues” drawn by Rick Kirkman, which has been running since 1990, and “Zits” drawn by Jim Borgman, which debuted in 1997. www.gocomics.com/extras/baby-...

Off-model Mickey hangs out in a window as he lights a cigarette using his toes.

Off-model Mickey hangs out in a window as he exhales cigarette smoke rings.

The Gallopin' Gaucho (1928, Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks)

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made the breaking bad house in pokopia

st. peter pulling the walker lever that sends him to hell

The priest is saying "with this ring, i thee-- WEB???" because spider-man is desecrating the holy book to stop the wedding. May is blissed out. Octavius is understandibly mad.

this is the dumbest and best pun i've ever seen

Two years ago, in a donut shop in Georgia, I made a commitment to myself and to the American people that I would do “whatever makes sense.” But a lot of what’s been happening lately doesn’t make much sense to me anymore.