Broad centre.

Hey, check out this Anglo lecturing us on U.S. politics and how to win in Michigan.

I'm the left & I said all those things would happen too?
Not sure what that has to do with how suburban families in swing states voted tho.

You gotta be funnier for guys who think "gay retard" is a punchline

The 2024 election is mostly Biden's fault. He put his ego above all else & tried to go for a 2nd term, in declining ability. And the ppl who rallied around that.

Blame us for their cowardice to speak out or push against the exalted ones & set themselves up for failure.

I believe conspiracies exist, but I think they happen with situations that are easily controlled or have a very uncomplicated intent. I'll believe the FBI shot MLK, but not that a bunch of bullets were whizzing through the air around a guy that you want to live, during an election about groceries.

Counterpoint: A volunteer firefighter was shot and killed.

It is kinda funny that they front loaded the list with all the big names & Brett Gelman is listed after a bunch of music executives no one knows.

Which is all silly, because this is surely a case of Mr & Mrs Met being swingers, rather than anything political.

Always funny when they call teams owned by right wing billionaires "woke".

Yeah, but if The Beatles sold 200000% fewer albums tho

"Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline,’ he added. So Chappelle allowed the photograph.

He was just a kid, in his 50s, who didn't know how to turn down a photo. 👉👈

He'd only be famous for 3 decades at the time. 🥺

Ah, *nods* the tendencies.

Didn't know about it, but not entirely surprised a weirdly abusive guy wasn't able to write & direct a fun movie about cancel culture

I recall seeing posts from multiple accounts that were literally: Black, trans, Haitian immigrant, disabled, homeless, with a dog, from Springfield, Ohio, worried about ICE, asking for M.A.. And that seemed like an uncommon situation for several people to be in, that I thought "something's up"

He's the center-right version of all the conservatives who are terrified to go to Chicago.

Pure propaganda brained.

🎵 I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my AI Jesus 🎵

First off, this is abhorrent, full stop. But also clearly billions of dollars are being stolen with these detention facility contracts.

How bad will that gold plating look after being out in the elements a few years?

When I did the hotfix to unban myself from Napster, I didn't email Metallica to show them all the music I was downloading. These are people who've never been told "just be cool" and then been cool.

When DeSantis "took on" Disneyland in a way that no real effect, they didn't point that out, they just moved on.

These people can't seem to let Trump get a fake victory, even if it's for the greater good. As if they think everyone else isn't as aware as they are.

Oh, interesting, because some of the most hateful people on the right have been using that as a pejorative for the past decade.

I totally get & respect the 2S part, but I'm not sure how this is anymore connected than if you added D for Disabled to the LGBTQIA2S+

Ok, but how does being murdered make someone queer?

"Build infrastructure, but only out to buildings that will be completely abandoned in 4 years"

Talking to rural voters in a diner instead of adopting a single broadly popular progressive policy

Literally all these statements mean is that these conservative figures are media savvy & know which way the winds are blowing.

They don't actually have principals.
Wish Dems had some media understanding.

People Eating Tasty Animals 🤪

Show will be full of hard hitting questions like "So, Kevin, have you been on any ferris wheels lately?"

All my food going bad and not having electricity to my house for the next 10 to 20 years is not a freedom I would desire.

Also he's like sold out Madison Square Garden since then.

This is all about him feeling like he deserves to be in very specific artsy liberal circles.