Jon looking like Q*Bert

"You have already lost the argument. I have chosen to represent myself as Jon Arbuckle doing some weird thing with his lips while eating"

lol

Driving in car.

Listening to The Prodigy.

Dark thought:

"Hmmm.....is there a 'Rockabye Baby!' cover album of The Prodigy? lol."

pope leo mii staring at his gun

pope leo XIV mii dancing

aussie guy mii saying “His Holiness sounded really interested in excommunicating JD Vance when we talked.”

made a pope leo mii

Conservatives have scared themselves into believing this is true

"listen that's just a normal thing to do with a dead raccoon!!!!"

"spiritual advisor" that is an evil vizier

"listen that's just a normal thing to do with a dead raccoon!!!!"

The New York Times telling me that my dog is dumb

Bitch I will beat your ass

First the band Geese and now Ross Douthat, all my favorites implicated

Trying and failing to log into Bluesky for 80 straight minutes so I can make a post about how the website is bad

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

The Bee Sharps manager in the Simpsons explaining why Homer should keep his marriage a secret ALOT OF WOMEN ARE GOING TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. AND WE WANT THEM TO THINK THEY CAN.

My man really went for it

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

So the movie is just going to be video game fight scenes

Thor: Doom! Come out you fiend!

Doctor Doom: oh dis guy thinks he’s so fecking great, you and your fecking hammer get outta here

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

I will say the big difference between him putting all of his political beliefs in terms of Mario Kart and me when I do it is there are three women who haven’t walked out of the room when he does it

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

Welfare helps people participate in society. It also moves money around the economy, keeping it healthy. They call it a “cost”.

AI cuts jobs, makes useless un-copyrightable content, raises the energy bills of anyone living near them, and makes no money. They call it an “investment”.

🙃

my identity is probably stolen and filed away in a database somewhere probably 30 times over, i'm glad at least one of them has a grainy picture of me hurriedly stuffing a reuben in my face and spilling mustard on my shirt before a concert. that's the real me among all the stolen data me's

“DoorDash grandma you have been betrayed, will you join in defending the Pope?” is a sentence that is insane but also seems pretty much exactly where we’d be at a year and a half into Trump’s second term

The Hallmark channel made that movie where there was a hot Frosty the Snowman and a woman wanted to have unprotected sex with him and it was simultaneously their biggest hit and the point where everyone decided Hallmark movies had gone far enough

Tidy cats litter with a lounging hammock cat

Oh you know this guy fucks

It is my understanding that to be featured in Witherspoon’s popular book club, authors must give her production company an option for film/TV development. It’s understandable they’re pissed about tying themselves to a company now promoting a technology that’s stolen from most — if not all — of them.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you