In case you were wondering, today is the first acceptable day to erect your Christmas tree. Monday is preferable.

Love is the answer and unfortunately that's super fucking gay

guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

ancient humans making animal species extinct by winging atlatl darts at them from range is so much cooler than modern humans making animal species extinct by building data centers. washed species

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

Filmmaker Guillermo del Toro says 'I'd rather die' than use generative AI Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

Pixar should do a TOY STORY about a group of Beanie Babies who've been in storage for over two decades and have turned into Gormenghast.

The problem is y’all wanted all of the noblesse with none of the oblige.

never go clubbing with a wizened old sea salt. he's gonna request an edm remix of the college hornpipe and force you to throw it back at blunderbuss point

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

i know this is unpopular to say, but despite all of the anti trans stuff Trump has done, I appreciate that he's still spraying the chemtrails that make me transgender. He didn't have to do that.

greta ily what an outfit

you know what is totally cool to say? It is totally cool to say that every last confederate officer should have been hanged and every last plantation owner dispossessed and hanged after the civil war. It is totally cool to say it. it has no correlation with how you feel about politics in the present

I support pregnant people taking Tylenol and having their kids vaccinated even if it *doesn’t* cause autism.

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

if you will not be humbled you will be humiliated :)

I simply try to live my life in such a way that thousands of complete strangers won't say "rest in piss" when I die. That's a choice I've made and others are welcome to make it as well.

I know “never say never” but I’m almost certain I’ll never make music, there’s just too much to listen to!!

i’m shifting to an entirely gay guy driven economy

The stupid past is dying and the stupid future struggles to be born. Now is the time of really dumb monsters.

[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️

You expect cis people to care about pedophilia?

I'm trying to sneak fire to the humans, but the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the gods

Thinking today about how rich conservatives throw their money at 500 different people doing whatever they want and if 10 payoff they consider it money well spent while rich liberals will make you complete a 35 page proposal to hope to get $15k for certain prescribed activities.