I just got to Mads chewing. Not sexy.

12:02 in and Will is strangling someone

"That may require me to be sociable." Fuck those were the days!

I'm trying to remember when this fits wrt Fishburne's run on CSI!

Three minutes in and the cops are the bad guys because they make shit up!

I logged in to Amazon for this.

Damn I really should watch that series! It's better than Grimm, right?

If I ever get a brain tumor, I'm naming it Steve!

Anyone who enters the room crotch-first?

That's gotta have a trapdoor on top. What do we put on the surface? My vote is for wind turbines.

Battle Pope!

I tried out some old educational institution credentials on something I should be paying for and they worked. It feels unethical to use them, but that feeling is insurmountably outweighed by my student loans.

We gotta find something that turns evil into people. Since Ozempic was derived from a compound in the goopy saliva of a gila monster, what’s the opposite? The cuboid poops of a wombat?

I was sold a fake calculator YouTube video by Another Roof

The crazy thing is, when the knockoffs hit the market, it won’t be the first time counterfeit Casios have been produced: youtu.be/F64lNlDgFiE?...

CASIO｜The Special One - S100X Japanese Lacquer Edition

This is perhaps the most extra thing: a super-premium Casio calculator with an insane Japanese lacquer finish. The LCD display has double-sided anti-reflective coatings. The keys are bespoke mechanical microswitches. youtu.be/YTwESBcgoyQ...

#electronics #tech #casio #japan #jdm

Fun fact: Ryan Seacrest still hosts American Idol.

The car on the wall YouTube video by Lateral with Tom Scott

EP. 181 HIGHLIGHT: The car on the wall. Featuring Ella Hubber, Caroline Roper and Tom Lum from 'Let's Learn Everything!'. youtu.be/d96U8F5_kSA Full episode: lateralcast.com/episodes/181

Today I found out about pork spread. I must have it!

Why did The Yes Men fail?

Great song! Still don't know why the one thing about a horse everyone knows isn't a part of the horse is the thumbnail.

*zordon voice* alpha 5, bring me

Republican: We will find fraud in California.

Gavin Newsom: U R Gay

Liberals: Wow, his comms team is incredible.

And sometimes there’s this four-legged scruffy thing you gotta train too!

This is a mixed message.

If you only say "South Bay," Angelenos will think you mean something different.

My Darwin is safe in my lap!

Yeah but could you give some attention to the flooding in Hawaii

Picture of Chuck Norris smiling with feet up. Overlay text: "Chuck Norris fought gay marriage. Gay marriage won."

So much 20th century media feels alien now because the exposure of wrongdoing was enough that consequences for the perpetrators was taken as a given.

As long as the truth got out, the bad guys would lose. At least that was the Hollywood version. It’s such a laughable concept in the Trump era.

@khill.bsky.social Happy Birthday!