Bet those who bought the memberships the club advertised to get priority access to the game are chuffed

Back to the grind

Sorry you’re going through this

Did someone say bag? 👀

Conversely, I give a notification when mine need cleaning 💩

Take the car through the car wash, pump up the tires, tell others trying to open the machine to fuck off. Can make much use of the time

Yeah. Couple of massive machines at a petrol station. Quite useful tbf, used it a couple of times in the winter for bedding and getting it dry

Which bit? 😂

They’ve stuck outside machines at a petrol station by me so I look forward to Kieron trying there and not getting arrested

Nah. This is naughty

Yeah I’m happy seeing as I wanted to get out the shit hole 😂

I’m a North Stand ST holder and it’s about time. Concourse and facilities were well out of date. Able to move for same money when thinking about moving anyway so win win

£30–£40 I’d imagine. Gazelles are pretty common and the soles aren’t the greatest. Colour way might be attractive to a Villa fan though

Monday already 🤮

Think it would have been a 2.3l 4x4, which has basically a Cossie without the body kit. My old man had one and it was like shit off a shovel

Superb

The reaction 😂

Nah. Not after the cup game

Just a little prick….

Oh dear lord. This is going to be epic

Padel social

Curry tonight is going to be sensational

Messaged the boy earlier to say it was Spaghetti Bolognese tonight. He responded ‘Momma Mia’ - best bring my A game 😬

And drunk a pint before you fannys

Just been talking about him at work, he was scoring goals despite who he was playing with for the most part. Frightening what he’d have achieved in a decent side

Mental it saves that much

Sainsbury’s - I dare say without a Nectar card.

Tory

Might be able to make a few quid on the cucumber. I know of someone who might be interested