(Sincerely,
The Parent of a Severely Autistic Child)

Straight Outta Wellsville

LEAF BLOWER MAN Hobby? Obsession? Listen to him all day and try to figure it out!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’d like to imagine that you’ve never visited Dublin, and this is the reason.

Slow down!

…they had *names*?!

Only if it’s naturally thick water; I have a severe allergy to artificial thickeners.

Sounds like it’s time to mainstream a new OS…

That might be the angriest post I’ve seen from a dictionary company. And that’s in a world *after* we adopted ‘staycation’ into the book.

Wait, I was supposed to be doing WHAT this month?

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

I always thought "We thought it'd be funny to program our AI using Charles Manson and Adolf Hitler speeches" was pretty far-fetched, but major apologies to the makers of Virtuosity. They really nailed it.

Not sensibly, no

Metal Gear shouldn't be a movie, it should be an anime with like 400 episodes.

Nah, just your ability to play them through Luna

rip in pepperonis, I guess I’ll have to just play all of those GOG and EGS games I got from Prime on a PC now. Or Heroic on Linux. Or Lutris. Or Portmaster. Or an Android phone… as opposed to a browser window.

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

“There’s no fate but what we sculpt for ourselves, my young padawan.”

Alexa play down with the sickness

When you're leaving the cinema but there's a mid-credits scene

Narcan’s a weird payload for a missile, but who am I to judge?

Longtime college friend of mine, Mike Prinke, was among those laid off at Epic Games: he has been fighting terminal brain cancer, and now he, his wife, and kid, have no income or health insurance.

Sharing here in hopes it can reach the right people on their behalf.
#epicgames

Hard agree.

Graphic announcing an online training webinar for Monday March 30th at 6pm ET via zoom to launch a campaign against local ALPR contracts in your city. Guest speakers include Sarah Hamid from Electronic Frontier Foundation, Danny Cendejas from MediaJustice and Manny from Get the Flock Out coalition in Santa Cruz. Hosted by MediaJustice and Fight for the Future.

🔊 Flock ALPR surveillance is a major threat to our communities- it's vital that we fight back!

That's why @fightforthefuture.org & @mediajustice.bsky.social is hosting an online training next week with the info you need to get Flock out of your city!

✅Register here: fftf.link/flockno

Your options for placeholders:

- Make them yourself (difficult, takes time)

- Slop (monthly sub, kills the planet, enriches oligarchs, bad assets, everyone hates you and they're right)

- Incredibly made game assets by @kenney.nl ($19.95, one-time, supports give-aways to those who can't afford it)

I just learned that Matt McMuscles put a new potential “What Happened?” episode on the bench.

I’m giggling livid, because for a moment, I actually thought this was real.

Nintendo Power and GamePro may be gone, but boy did growing up with 90’s video game magazines set a weird bar for “normal print ads.”

bbl, learning UEFN to make “Shrinkflation Brainrot Obby Sim” or something in an effort to inform and protest this bullshit.

Naturally, the right stick starts drifting last weekend while testing a friend’s pre-release game.

Seeing “$90 for licensed dead console controller, what a savings” I feel the sudden need to get back into repairing stuff.

Been away from online discourse for a while, but noticed a few weeks back that Sam’s Club recently took down everything XBox except the Xbox ROG Ally, including controllers that were going for about $53, but I nabbed one for just shy of $40 in mid-October….