Haha. I’m 40 so I’m allowed because I just went through it. Honest to god late 30s messed with me more than 40 did

Your early late 30s! It’s not bad, I promise!

When she comes home at night and sees them she is “scared they will bite her” 🙄

She has like a pest control company that is coming and taking them and she “doesn’t know” what they do with them. I am overly irritated about it. Seal it off. Remove the deck and put in a patio. Leave the poor things alone

If you see me on the news it’s because I lost my last drop of patience with my Grandma’s neighbor. This lady just keeps trapping raccoons and opossums because they go under her deck. I just hate it, like what’s the endgame. I don’t get it

Aww! We are so proud of you! 😘

He was hot and the conductor was being mean. We can’t have that

I just saved some man from ending up in WI on this UP-N train. Sweet guy was from Italy and trying to get to Oak Park

Today I am stuck on Butterfly. I guess the greatest hits album is in my head this week

I was literally singing Forever all day yesterday

She had so many very smart, very kind trans women try to educate and help her, she is committed to sucking

Turned off Slack notifications until Monday, cuz if you haven’t gotten it to me by noon, I am not doing it

A cylindrical snake plant with a large bloom in front of my window and next to my plant stand

I got home from walking the dog and was punched in the face with a strong honeysuckle smell. I was so so confused until I saw this. I am unduly excited about it. It blooms at night!

🐶 🐾 🥰

It’s so freeing to just accept yourself for who you really are, so I just went ahead and bought the bulk size of the chocolate covered almonds

Not your PR fiasco all over again

I just always seem to forget that I have forearms when I apply sunscreen

Maybe it’s not too late!!

My current favorite is Korean spice viburnum because I have one in front and two out back and it smells heavenly

I got things on my mind, I never thought I would

As a translucent American I know my place is in the shade

Like that girl on The Pitt, some of them

In love! 🐶 🥰

My dog in her stroller. She is a white and brown pittie

I definitely thought it looked a bit like my girl and it supports the organization we got her from

You too can have a tote bag!

I would never sing that to my dog and tell her she will have to go back to animal care and control if she doesn’t stop barking

The level of complete shamelessness necessary makes me panicky

I was once put on a performance plan and successfully played dumb to the head of HR and let her know by being a very contrite little chatterbox that my plan wasn’t compliant with company policies. So I was removed from the plan and my district manager was put on one 😆

The good news is that it can reverse! My husband went gray at the temples when he was working at a law firm and after he left it went back to normal

You know it! Just gotta learn mahjong