they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.

add a third wheel, if you like

"Replace the footballers and drop the football: how to fix Match Of The Day."

all-timer sports graphic dropped

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There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza, there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza a hole.

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That's great! When it comes to leaking water carriers, you really are the best of the bunch. Whether it's carrying some water and letting some of it drip out, or just having a bucket that leaks, t

A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

Roses are red,
These times are quite trying

As for humans, Persona hopes to build identity profiles for each person using the hundreds of activities they do online over time, like ordering food or scrolling social media, so Persona can more quickly verify they’re human. Song said these profiles would be tamper resistant and reusable so that they can be submitted on any site during the verification process, which he thinks people will want to use despite the obvious privacy tradeoffs. “Today you're disclosing more and more about yourself. You're just giving up so much information,” Song said. “Our dream is this idea of a self-sovereign, personally-owned portable identity.” https://www.forbes.com/sites/rashishrivastava/2025/04/30/ai-is-making-the-internets-bot-problem-worse-this-2-billion-startup-is-on-the-front-lines/

This is who you are sending your data to when you use age verification with Discord or VRChat.

Because they aren’t using it for age, they legitimately want to track you everywhere, everyday and learn what you are doing.

Fall out of favor? They know everything to make your life hell.

Notice reading: "Important: If you're located in the UK, you may be part of an experiment where your information will be processed by an age-assurance vendor, Persona. The information you submit will be temporarily stored for up to 7 days, then deleted. For ID document verification, all details are blurred except your photo and date of birth, so only what's truly needed for age verification is used."

Discord advises UK users that they "may be part of an experiment" where instead of their age verification data never leaving their phone, it will now actually leave their phone
www.eurogamer.net/discord-advi...

Aw, I thought the winter olympics started today. Boo.

you wouldn't believe how hard it is to recreate the nightmarish massive clumps of brambles and nettles that EVERYONE here knows well... on a video game where ofc 99.9% of the modders are north american sob

what kind of mental illness do you have? I have the adds over a hundred grass mods to planet zoo at 5am kind (:

Screencap of a promo video for Taskmaster Iceland by Iceland Today, where the interviewer is asking TI's set designer, "What's the definition of the Taskmaster look, or aesthetic?" In the background is the living room of the TI house, which happens to belong to said designer's mother.

A screencap of an episode of Taskmaster showing just Greg and Alex on their thrones and the VT screen behind them. On screen is an image of a prize task, which is a painting of Captain America wearing just his mask, high heels and some kind of garters, jerking off into the mouth of a kneeling naked Wolverine, who is also jorking it. Alex and Greg are mid laugh.

Looking forward to Taskmaster Iceland 👍

I remember it Frodo.... the feel of it on my face.....

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

perfect

on your foot or like emblazoned across the ass

#TaskmasterNewYork #TaskmasterUK Introducing Greg's Lil Slut!

Alex Horne during the final Live US Taskmaster show in 2026, bent over at the waist, trouserless, revealing to the audience that he's wearing a pair of bright red short-shorts with the word GREG'S LIL' SLUT on them.

I think at this point there we should give him his own ao3 account. he's earned it

Alex Horne and Greg Davies on stage at the US live tour of Taskmaster. Both are in their trademark black suits. Alex is standing still, talking into his mic and semi-blocked by Greg. Greg is flinging his arms up in the air and one leg straight out. Giving that trademark razzle dazzle.

give em the ol' razzle dazzle ✨

:0000000
is that the neck hole?

the way this hits even harder after that damned new a/b/o fic in the tag 😭

I think if they managed it, they'd immediately destroy it. Can't have that.

How are they for real... how does Alex deal with old man Gregory stooping to murmur in his ear to make sure he hears him..... insane

Can't believe they recreated (by accident??? I assume??????) the is-he-whispering-or-kissing-his-head photo from one of the NYC trips 😭😭

No sense in punishing the fans who live there.

Imagine if virgin media invented a wifi that works.

Great night for my internet to totally crap out.

when a cartoon just gives me the creeps it's usually A Sign

hadn't heard this but absolutely zero surprise