[tv tropes user showing up late for work]
sorry boss, i ran into a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment on the way here

Auglur from My Singing Monsters, with its 3 blue floating hands.

can you make a bluehanded post please

Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.

i feel like all of these communities end up tying back to large numbers and powerscaling. they did this to Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny as well

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

i will assume the real name of Autotuna will be T-Lapia

looking back it was actually crazy that we were number one

looking back it was actually crazy that it was the nutshack

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

you gotta add a singular slanted eyebrow to the pbs logo

Comic. [Gravestone for Joseph Paul Overton with list of years underneath. 1960-2003 is in black at the top and crossed out in red. Underneath in red is 1965-2011, crossed out, then 1973-2018, crossed out, then 1982-]

Overton

xkcd.com/3230/

a 3 star review of the first Illumination Super Mario Bros. movie that reads as follows: I dressed up as funky kong to see this with coworkers and my manager was like "who the fuck are you" because I looked like a 90s weed dealer so I told her to "just wait and see" and then he never showed up in the movie

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

(this post was originally in NTSC but you're viewing it in PAL so now it sounds like 4% higher pitched and the background music is notably weird now) Hi guys!

the studs on everything is an example of this. you may just assume they’re there to reinforce the roblox aesthetic. that’s part of it! but they also help you eyeball the dimensions of things. you know things are about to get hairy when, say, the wraparound is 10 studs wide, or the jump is 12 studs.

if etoh moved onto its own game i would gladly follow suit. the thing is though the towers are so precisely designed to accommodate Roblox’s physics and quirks that if the recreation were even a little imperfect you could potentially render a tower impossible.

once again firm in my belief that the hardcore obby/tower scene is the most interesting thing on roblox right now. the world needs a super technical community-driven 3d platformer that isn't on this fucking platform

AWWW THE THING!!

ARG teen dystopia novel: I made my way to the Testing Grounds. Every one of us was assigned one of three categories. Would I be a Mandela Catalogue, a lonelygirl15, or a Frog Fractions 2? It turns out, I was none of them… I was a puzzlehunt.

JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?

GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

my sister asked me "are there any games on the ps1 like pound" and i was like "what the hell is pound??????" and

Seaborghium is probably mad as fuck that Antimony took the symbol "Sb"

Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden [a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"] Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money" [a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"] Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579

In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario.

this reminds me of how doner, shawarma, and gyro all come from words that mean “turning” in their languages

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting:

10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍

18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

it already is a meme in puzzle circles

happy lettersintheenglishalphabetth birthday!!!

hey that’s me!