“Don’t be silly,” said Toad. “No one has ever sent me a letter before, and no one will send me a letter today.”

jesus this shit turned out wonky, think that's a sign to logout bro

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Manifesting: (below is a summoning circle of candles, magic wands, sparkles, and clovers surrounding text that says "good news and good times holy fuck")

manifesting:
🍀
🕯 🕯
🪄 good news 🪄

🕯 and good times 🕯

✨ holy fuck ✨
🕯 🕯
🍀

These jokers have no idea I'm about to redeem a whole five good years

There should be a card you can own that you punch a hole through for every bad day you have in a row, and if you hit 7, you get to redeem those to have a good week next week.

thanks!

A drawing of a little crying dragon looking up at the rain. The caption reads, "having a hard time does not make you a failure"

🌧️

I'm putting together a team...

Welcome aboard the board of directors, getting in on the ground floor, smart

I need to bluff my way out of this, they have no idea I don't have a plan

one of the best scenes of all time😌

hello, sharks. Today, I am asking for your money. Stick 'em up, I'm robbing you

it's monday and i've reached my limit

How people think I treat my favourite character: Oh sweet baby, precious darling, I cherish you so.

How I treat my favourite character: Oh sweet baby, precious darling, I cherish you so. [sets on fire]

Toad splashes water all over his head. From "The Story" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Then Toad poured a glass of water over his head.

Well, I misread it as "sat on my head" and was going to say it's a magical moment but...

hope the vibes improve a bit😭

you're one of the real MVPs😎

also how it feels if you're just not having a great day and the whole gang shows up going "wowowowwww ncie work!"

a scene from one piece. The Straw Hat pirates are all standing in a line next to each other, fire up and determined, having ventured there to save robin, no matter what.

how it feels when the usual people show up to like that thing you created and shared

I swear, at least once a week, I bust out into singing or whistling "leeeeave her Johnny leave her"💀

you too eh, good vibes your way this week

I was there Gandalf, I was baked there 420 years ago

those sea shanties on the boat were PEAK vibes

For real though, and I yearn for it just without the sickness part😭

Woke up like "hellyeah, feel good... shit"💀

Bamboozles, betrayed, led astray!

I need a pill to cure me of this plague😭

It should be illegal for me to have been sick all weekend and suddenly feel all better on Monday

🍀🍀