Under no circumstances, Gonzo.

Washington demanding 'entry fee' from Ottawa before trade talks: sources | CBC News The Trump administration is demanding what amounts to an "entry fee" from Canada to engage in trade talks toward a revised Canada-United States-Mexico Free Trade Agreement (CUSMA), four sources told R...

Canada has already paid an "entry fee" in these negotiations — dropping counter-tariffs and scrapping the Digital Services Tax, a modest tax on the world's most profitable tech giants, at the behest of Donald Trump.

Those concessions got us nowhere.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

New career plan is to develop an app of some kind, perhaps a social media platform, whose users then drive me to catatonic madness

He was a good boy and well loved.

Cleated Rivalry.

Good news! We found the cats a home! But they still need a foster home for the next month! Please help us spread the word so we can find a good foster home for them!

lovely tribute by bluesky to the 28.8k dialup modem. a single image could take minutes

Yup. If those are the rules they wanna play by, Dems can (and had better) play by 'em instead of standing off to the side while loudly clearing their throats and tapping the rulebook.

Things in their correct order (except for my punctuation, probably):

- “You can’t eat your cake and have it, too.”
- “bred and born” or “born and raised” but not “born and bred.”
- going “hell bent” or “hell for leather” not “hell bent for leather.”

When you weren’t supposed to go into the pond but you did and you brought your ball but it drifted into deeper water and you forgot about how much you hate swimming and NO ONE WILL HELP YOU.

I’ve been following David for a couple years on this platform and the sheer frequency of insights into public history from his account is an educational resource in and of itself. This book will be great

Microbio panzón gigante, pesa el doble que la última vez que fue al vet, y casi 10 veces lo que pesaba cuando llegó a mi vida.
El vet no podría creer lo grande que está, y la verdad es que yo tampoco.

Está muy sanito, muy bonito y muy malulito 🧡🐈

Like... no. Their job, if they win in November, is to spend the next two years making Donald Trump's life a living hell and prevent him from making things worse for the rest of the time he's in office. They are there to gum up the works.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

In Canada, we call that a “loonie.”

Floof Coming Out of His Well to Shame Mankind.

It's funny these guys will project things like this but then not make the next step and think about what Verizon profits look like in a world where 20-30% of workers have nothing but time to sit around thinking about destroying all robots

Peas for everyone!!!
#spudlet #ducklings

When I was a kid in 1976, McDonald’s advertised you could “feed a family of four for five dollars—and get change back!”

Can’t even hope for a military coup* because there’s no one left in power who isn’t just as bad.

*sarcastic**

**mostly

CW: Family Harm.

There is a special ring of hell for family annihilators.

In the New Zealand press I have seen them called “family harm incidents”.

Don’t let the screen door hit ya on the way out!

Can the robots get themselves back up after they fall? In every way, that’s what matters.

The Pope is winning the attention economy.

A corgi napping angrily, which is a thing that corgis can do. His face is smooshed into the floor and he is surrounded by shoes.

When Möther makes you deal with a child, a youth, an absolute infant, and you only get one second breakfast to compensate.

orange cat hiding under the couch behind a blanket

i dropped a candle and it shattered everywhere and we had to run the vacuum but he seems to be handling it well

just passed the pentagon on the train and it was literally being circled by vultures

The Strait of Hormuz is open but you must answer me these questions three, ere the other side you see