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Posts by Alyssa

I know most people tune this stuff out but there are 4 different people who I know personally (who do not know each other) who are seriously ill and/or hospitalized right now due to COVID or Long COVID related issues. Protect your health. Protect your family. Mask up this holiday season.

4 months ago 373 132 9 6

As of this morning I am no longer employeed at @Wowhead

It was a good run, I made many friends, and I fought to make it a better site all around, I had a lot of fun, but my position became irrelevent.

So if anyone has any leads on any community jobs, toss them my way.

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I've gone over my allowed skeets for the year. But now that I've gotten that off of my B-cups...

The boys are wearing muscle shirts today because they've been lifting weights. We're going to have protein shakes and do some cardio now.

5 months ago 10 0 0 0
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Anywho, have the life you deserve โœจYou definitely should pursue therapy.

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And crazy that you have a ton of smoke for me on TikTok and social media and threaten to 'tell all of my secrets' but what secrets are they? Tell the class.

Because the only thing that I'm embarrassed about is trusting that you changed.

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Also calling a Black woman a 'man' because they don't meet your standards of 'being a woman' is misogynoir.

Yeah, I saw it. Recorded it in case you try to deny it because you couldn't stand on 10 and deleted it.

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Kinda like the most recent one where I was called a man because I choose not to have kids and that I don't know 'real pain' because I've never experienced child birth.

A 3 minute TikTok rant about 3 of your closest (ex) friends because we can't respond to your texts b/c we have responsibilities.

5 months ago 3 0 1 0

Some of y'all love to pocket and time watch Black women instead of shutting the fuck up and understanding that Black women literally built the world around you while raising your kids and being denied nice things.

Read "Woman, Race and Class" by Angela Davis and stop being cops.

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I witnessed a Black woman on threads gushing about some vanilla beans that her neighbor gave her and OF COURSE some white woman had to come call her a liar because she used a stock photo rather than a photo of the vanilla beans in her house.

Because HEAVEN FORBID we have something nice.

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Unless the answer to any of those is 'Yes' and you're depositing money into my bank account, go to hell and kiss my hairy black ass on the way down.

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It's 'leave Black women alone' until you want them to do emotional labor and when they don't it's 'she's so mean. she's so angry. she's RUDE!'

As if I don't have responsibilities and a full time job that comes before you? You payin' these bills? You cleaning litterboxes? You helping mom w/ appts?

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My work laptop is on the fritz so how y'all doin. Me? Busy. Ilu. Bye.

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My new stationary obsession is collecting fountain pens. Thank you for your time.

7 months ago 20 0 2 0

Monday through Wednesday = ITS TOO DAMN HOT :( :( :(
Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)

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one of the workers apparently was super angry that they had to do extra work to pave over the dicks.

CRAZY HOW IF YOUD FILLED THE POTHOLES FROM START THIS WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ISSUEEEE!

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fastest response ive ever seen im painting dicks on EVERYTHING

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Portland has a pothole issue and the people are frustrated with it to the point that a street artist had been painting them into dicks.

When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.

8 months ago 17 0 4 0

Throwing rocks, hiding your hands and being diabolically disgusting towards people because you're not getting the attention you want is weirdo bitch behaviour.

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Found a comedy/quirky show on Netflix that I can stomach without hating every character and Lena Dunham is in the credits.

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I don't see anything.

8 months ago 3 0 1 0

Today in just PDX things, I traded 2 jars of homemade pasta sauce for 4lbs of worm shit.

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๐ŸŽถ Whole lotta people playing victim and villain at the same timeEeEEeeEeEe ๐ŸŽต

8 months ago 2 0 0 0

Hah! Literally saw that and thought of you. Hope you're well, Monte. <3

8 months ago 1 0 1 0
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The art of not putting everything online for consumption by strangers.

Study it.

8 months ago 3 1 0 0

Costco has Rainier cherries and yes, I bought two 2 pound boxes of them.

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

Guys, everyone deserves human rights. Yes, even folks in non-blue states and immigrants too.

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