the thing about some city council members worrying that decriminalizing drug paraphernalia might lead to more people doing meth in public is that's something a handful of jello might say if you enchanted it with the gift of human speech in the sense that it's obviously complete nonsense

the thing about the minneapolis paraphernalia law is that the literal state of minnesota has already passed this law and this would just bring city ordinance in alignment with it and yet it turns out our mayor and half the council are *more conservative* than the rest of the state

Harming public health to own the libs - it’s not just for Pete Hegseth

no the wild don't play tonight

I'm on it boss

sure, but it's also important to just get pucks in deep, pucks on net, ya know?

I'm gonna snitch

I'm coming over there to stop this

IT IS TARGETED.
AT YOU.
PLEASE GET DOWN.

no what does that mean

please get down

Elizabeth Shaffer is the best. If I was a conservative Council Member, you could beat me until I was raw and still not get me to say "We need to keep carrying needles a crime so that MPD can carry on with their practice of pretextual search and seizures."

suggesting that decriminalizing drug paraphernalia (to align minneapolis with 2023 MN state law) is somehow not about safety for everyone in the community is, at best, a kicked in the head by a donkey take, and at worst deeply cruel on purpose

I used to live in a place where I could order a pizza and it would be delivered to me and be perfectly hot and greasy and tasty. now I live here. it's really my only complaint about here.

being right all the time is a curse

almond worst nut. too hard. if a nut wished to be a wood chip.

I've been waiting for this post. I went to bed and said I hope it's hot enough that he does it. then I woke up and said he's gonna do it. it's like groundhog day for me. you're the groundhog.

why would I lie

my brother is at the kraken game and he told me they'd win, he said he was gonna make sure they know they should win, so this is fine probably

picture of a horse with the maple leafs logo behind it. maple leafs to bring in: horse at camp

I've been thinking about this for a long time but I think I know where the leafs' season went wrong and I'm confident we can fix it easily

there is simply nothing you could be telling me that I haven't already deduced with my own eyes in a more correct way imo

the thing about me is I like to enjoy sports, I like to watch sports and have fun and the #1 thing I've done to ensure this is to mute every intermission report holy fuck all those talking points are annoying huh

god I hated watching that. I'm just trying to enjoy these last five games why do I have to watch my goalie go down like that. because this is about me obviously. okay. alright. hope he heals up okay.

this cop on dateline just said "if it looks like a duck, it talks like a duck, walks like a duck, it's a duck. and that's what this was. it was a catfish."

what next? what, are we gonna provide *roads* for the wealthy too? gonna have health inspectors keep contaminants out of their groceries? are we just gonna have gutters and sewer systems around rich people's homes?

I'm gonna say it.

either way, I think it fundamentally misunderstands judges as a people. not one of them ever takes kindly to being told what to do. the thing about judges is they think they're hot shit. it's kind of part of the deal. you don't get a job called judge without thinking you're the star of the show.

a lot of people are saying that trump showing up to scotus arguments today was him trying to intimidate the justices which is...maybe true? probably? idk just, to me, he seems more like a "I love to hear people talk about how cool i am and how rad the shit I'm doing is" kind of guy.

I'm aware that anyone with consciousness greater than that of an aardvark could've told you this is a 7-2 decision within the first 30 minutes of argument. but I'm telling you anyway.

Springsteen played Dancing in the Dark in the light which is certainly a choice. shit bangs tho, so he can do whatever he wants if you ask me.