I deeply loathe liberals and centrists who laugh at red states and say they deserve their fate. As if you can't be a good person, or woke, or antifascist, or whatever, because you were born in gerrymanderedland without the financial and social mobility to move easily.
what if i fucking kill you
pretty sure I could make that dork virgin Kalshi CEO cry uncle within 10 seconds of meeting him
Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.
when the AI bubble pops, and it WILL pop, I hope these tech oligarchs get drawn, quartered, and thrown into a volcano. I'll settle for never seeing their faces again, tho
“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it”
so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue
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I guess Dave Mason wasn't feelin' alright today
just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down
One look at this cretin and I could tell that he hurries out of meetings to spill his evil dong milk into the toilet where it belongs
Comic panel depicting Aunt May near a closed door. She is saying "something must have spilled in there -- inside of Peter's room! It's seeping out from underneath the door! If you bring me a mop, I'll -- oh dear! As soon as I touched it, look what happened! It got all sticky!"
good morning
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.
Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.
Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
the progression of this chart will eventually be on a youtube doc about the '26 Mets
there was candy in the jesus statue. It was for the little boys and girls
why does everyone named cassie look the same
Meg opens the kitchen door and locks eyes with the garbage can. She could swear she hears it breathing. She could swear she hears the quiet crunching of chicken bones and wet swallowing. She doesn't know how long she stares. She can't make her legs move her back inside.
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus rose from the dead and Daryl shot him in the head with his cross bow
I came here to repost cats and repost cats, and there are so many cats
a fluffy grey and white cat looking like she's alarmed by something
a similar picture, but now her mouth is open
a fluffy grey cat sitting on her side by a window with blurry lights in the background
a close-up of said cat's eye
while i'm looking over old photos, i'm going to make you think about her
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING NEWS🚨
The Commonwealth Court of Pennsylvania strikes down a law restricting Medicaid from funding abortion, and in doing so recognizes a "reproductive autonomy" as a fundamental right in the state constitution. www.inquirer.com/news/pennsyl...
nostalgic for the time i got too high and said "Ted Danson" and then laughed about it for 15 minutes
It's funny that smart glasses appeal to the stupidest people (and perverts)
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Orange fluffy cat inside my car.
I have to go to work and this is not my cat.
One of the greatest streaks in sports history ends today.
4/20/2023 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2024 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
4/20/2025 <--- Cody Bellinger homered
The key difference here is that if I tipped this thing over, it would never be able to get back up. That's when I piss on its head.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe ... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ... I watched C-beams gitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate .... I saw Van Johnson arm-wrestling in The Last Time I Saw Paris ...
"So what if she believes that God is a ladybug that lives in her sock drawer? So what if she secretes a viscous blue ooze that melts human flesh? So what if she only eats the crusts of pizza and throws the rest - sauce side down - at disabled children? You agree with everything else!"
Salute to an all-time tweet
gotta say, never expected the antichrist to be a pants-shitting failson, but it's a good twist