my husband’s job pays all of our bills and gives us health insurance but my job lets my son bottle feed baby goats and examine a lot of painted turtles so if you think about it…

this news made me cry a lot actually which isn’t usually how this works

used to use “till I collapse” towards the end of my spin classes to motivate people to keep pushing and now I’m listening to it to motivate myself to make muffins for playgroup tomorrow

Figured I’d wade into the airport discourse I’m seeing on Bluesky today; Airports are where planes depart from. However, they are also where planes arrive. So it’s important to consider both of these things

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

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I just seriously thought wally from the red sox was called “the fenway freak” and I’m getting roasted by my brother in law

when I see my tomato seedlings all popped through I say “germination” but in the drake combination voice

This made me laugh out loud just seeing “grab n gos”, I also ate many of those sandwiches and was roasted by my peers- additionally…I MADE the buffalo chicken wraps #brag

Sometimes it’s like holy cow but sometimes it’s like ok

pope leo XIV mii dancing

aussie guy mii saying “His Holiness sounded really interested in excommunicating JD Vance when we talked.”

made a pope leo mii

do you think it’s because he enjoys making a fluffernutter sundae at the dairy bar???

going to be the kitschiest bitch @ the preschool co-op fundraising event

son’s new bit is being his own nephew (?) and his nephew is named “heehaw” and heehaw kinda sucks

a wine red trillium flower with a crisped brown leave around it, my very cute hiking boots (brag) are in the back and they are pink and orange

this gal grew and bloomed through a leaf

I am also continuing the process of de-lawning #HellYeah

white and gold formal mugs at an indoor flea market that says father in very dramatic gold font and a bigger mug that says uncle in similar gold font

only 2 seats at my table

happy saturday! I am thinking about gourds!

Oh u ate a huge dinner should we throw a party should we invite jelly roll

waiting for there to be a documentary about early lulul*mon- I don’t think I signed an nda and I’d love to talk about it because it was such a fun fun cult but it was absolutely a cult and it was insane

beclowned!!!

almost heaven, litchfield countyyyyyy

happy this is lorelei box for buddy box for star super deluxe release date to all who celebrate (tim heidecker is making me cry)

the google ai description (idk how to turn it off help) that explains the Soulja boy tweet and vine that says “farted in the garden drinking beer” (to the tune of started from the bottom now we’re here by drake)

I can’t find this clip anywhere and it’s physically hurting me

my sister gets me the best stuff from there! And she sings the song and then the song gets stuck in my head

can the bring back adams just for this so we can all see what he’d wear?

I worked really hard developing the recipe for that grey flattened meat thing with canned carrot coins for the troops and you guys are hurting my feelings

a poshmark listing of a teal maxi dress with huge long puffy sleeves and fat fish embroider on the front

I’m always like “I need to wear more flattering clothing!” and then I’m on poshmark looking at clothes like this

we love the T! There is so much to do that the rest of the state doesn’t know about and the history is so special…molly spino hire me as a grant writer challenge

its one of my favorite places in the state! I think Kent may actually be my favorite town, tied with Mystic. Its so nice being close to the falls and being able to go right when it opens or at weird times in the season when it’s not very crowded

I was in wooden clogs and somehow none of my other shoes or boots were in my car and I had grandparent childcare and said, let’s do this boat shoes