The Mariners fall to 0-1 since MarinerVision became the world's largest Fire TV (which in true Fire TV fashion was glitching at the end of the game).

I have to know what phishing email he opened to make this happen

Booooo (if it’s AI)/ Yay (if it’s just some dummy who can’t read)

Time to bust this bad boy out—lead paint wont’t hurt you, right? #sonics #expansion #daydrunk

You and my husband share a brain…

Charles Barkley with the Necroballicon

Ernie: Remember to say ‘Klaatu Barada Nikto’ before you pick up the Necroballicon

Kenny: You got this Chuck

Charles Barkley: Clam Juice, Veranda, Necktie

Shaq: ::Wheeze laughing uncontrollably and pounding his fist on the desk as a demon drags him through a portal to hell::

We shall have to agree to disagree on that one, sir. I, for one, loved someone freakishly long doing stuff that no one his size was doing back then. I still have a VHS tape of that dunk contest (91?) somewhere that just says “KEMP WUZ ROBBED” on the label.

wat?!

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And yes, the Supersonicsoulmobile will be up and running soon, as soon as I find the keys. In the meantime, stay tuned to this channel for random posts about Vincent Askew and way too many Shawn Kemp GIFs. #nba #expansion #seattle #isthishowtopostonblueskyhelp

Just woke up after 20 years, did I miss anything? Danny Fortson still in the league? How’s Jerome James doing with the Knicks?

Yep! Same ownership group as the Kraken, and they built it for the NBA as well as NHL. I’ve seen NBA exhibition games there and there’s not a bad seat in the house.

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