Qu’est-ce que "pitie"?

very sorry to everyone who was 'professionally obligated' to watch and review the new musician biopic, but that problematic hagiography sits alongside the new wizard show whose existence I refuse to acknowledge

Why is everyone talking about Michael?

... and by this I only mean that I have never been happier to have remained blissfully unaware of A Discourse than for whatever is apparently going on with certain insane corners of The Pitt's viewership.

Agree with almost everything here except this sentence: "So, naturally, people were pissed."

honestly i’m really struggling with the shallow acceptance of the michael biopic. from peers even!!!! i feel insane.

Beginning to wonder if Dan Wilson is bad at managing or if the stadium light shows are inducing subclinical neurological episodes impair his ability to make straightforward in-game lineup decisions.

If I were a professional baseball player coming off a second-place MVP finish and currently hitting well under 0.200 I might be tempted to change my walk up song to anything other than "Bad Luck"

Madonna at Coachella: "avoid conflict because astrology!"

The Strokes at Coachella: "here's a rarely-performed song in front of a long montage of all the people our government has un-alived."

I didn't love the movie, but the effect of seeing the night shift come onto the job was similarly as reassuring as when the second unit finally arrived in WARFARE.

The biggest revelation in THE PITT's second season might be just how functional the emergency department's night shift is, in large part due to their attending having dealt with his traumas in a healthy way.

Thought he kept saying there wasn't anything romantic going on? Which was maybe why people were concerned?

Ridley and Steve releasing apocalyptic blockbusters in the same year. Old dudes rock.

Like, the cutaway to Allison Janney would've been enough, but it goes even harder from there to the end. God level stuff.

Ridley Scott is criminally underappreciated. This trailer tells me not very much about the movie except the essential fact that I absolutely need to see it.

The insistence on Forever Growth Forever as the only metric of success is what has made most of the internet awful.

You know THE PITT's mid-credits scene is going to be good when the HBO app doesn't instantly minimize the window and suggest you watch something else.

Coachella's anarchic hippos are back, now as bumbling media barons "The hippos are mimetic. It's little bit of a reflection of society with dark, absurdist humor," said Debo Vado's Derek Doublin.

Coachella continuing to give Dedo Vabo money to put on Hippo-based performance art validates the whole dubious existence of the festival.

If the company was smart they'd program the robot to always recommend something like an Americano, but I'm sure the enslaved human baristas will very much enjoy executing the complex hallucinated beverage orders for these idiots

Yeah, in Seattle there's usually only one press screening, maybe a second combined critics + word-of-mouth event closer the release date. The timing is highly variable for reasons unknown.

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lol I was just saying they should do a version at coachella but this makes slightly more sense

Sadly, I don't think he does, which is how he got that way.

Pro move: Seattle opens the Vedder Cup with Bryan "Even Flow" Woo.

For all the talk of sinister genius music marketing, over the last twelve hours the TT algo has in its infinite wisdom shown me at least a hundred clips of people doing choreo to 2019 Caroline Polachek.

The inciting investigation was another musician who ... somehow feels betrayed? ... that a combination of modern marketing and social algorithms brought her a song that she loves?

www.wordsfromeliza.com/p/fake-fans

I for one am shocked that a band became more popular via marketing

there are many amusing parts about Coachella but the residents of nearby senior living complexes sitting by the road to watch the traffic roll past is maybe the funniest

The Prince year seems more charmed in my memory. While looking for evidence I did find this artifact from Rage VIP.

Would that have been the RATM year?