Hahahah it's true Birtley will get you big points

Sound the alarm! A new episode of Eleanor & Alasdair Read That is out! We read Johnny and the Bomb and asked, "what's wrong with Eleanor?"

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Unfortunately Alasdair doesn't think it counts as a classic children's book because he was an adult when it came out - but I wasnt!

Yes it's all a bit of a contradiction

This time we're talking Terry Pratchett! but more importantly: are we genetically weaker than you? YouTube video by Eleanor Morton

We read Johnny and the Bomb! And more importantly we ask: are we genetically weaker than you?

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4 TICKETS LEFT FOR MACH FEST!
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Thats true but I think they should have to do some sort of extra dance to win their place

And it was then that they realised they weren't little girls anymore. They were little women

I guess they really love Eurovision?!?

And I will start my own petition when Scotland invades Luxembourg

Also stupid.

As if half of them had ever watched Eurovision before last year

A list of Americans asking for a Middle Eastern country to be included in a European show

Ah but listen if they got paid loads then they'll have MORE wealth and therefore they'll choose not to do it next time!

Critical Atlantic current significantly more likely to collapse than thought Scientists say finding is ‘very concerning’ as collapse would be catastrophic for Europe, Africa and the Americas

"The research combined real-world ocean observations with the models to determine the most reliable, and this hugely reduced the spread of uncertainty. They found an estimated slowdown of 42% to 58% in 2100, a level almost certain to end in collapse"

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Thank you!

If anyone's on the fence- I attended this course last month, and it was excellent! Do it!

The first series is out now on all platforms, the second series is on their Patreon - it's follows Joe and Will as they try to unravel the connections between spooky stories they've been told by their friends, leading them down an eerie rabbit hole into the Essex countryside

Broken Veil II NEW SERIES OUT NOW!

I am very excited that Broken Veil is back for series 2!
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Tonight!

A handful of spaces left for tomorrow!

Sorry I didn't fulfil your need for uncover journalism into spy rings in my two minute comedy video

Lost 100 followers over this on YouTube, absolutely mad to think there were still people following me on there who hadn't clocked my thoughts on the US government. Anyway, I am 300 subs away from 100k and I really want the golden tripod or whatever it is they give you when you hit a milestone!

He will be discussed!

Intro to Writing Character Comedy With Eleanor Morton Award winning comedian and writer Eleanor Morton takes you through the basics of character comedy in this 90 minute class.

Last chance to book a slot on my character comedy beginners course on Wednesday evening (if you want to learn how to truly embody Melania, and who doesn't?)

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It's a trival suggestion

nearly had to answer the door to the postman in it

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Melania has more statements to make for some reason YouTube video by Eleanor Morton

Melania makes more statements for some reason

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