I turned a house of meat eaters into tofu lovers 😌😌

The potato peeler has to be the greatest invention…why have I never owned one before??

#Blutoid

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Mentally going down a list of people who could’ve gotten me sick…

People are so annoying lol

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Parenting your parents.

Sharing music is my love language

Siblings better watch out, I’m about to cancel all my subscriptions. 😂 Will keep Hulu cuz that’s basically all I watch

Putting myself on a purchase ban for 2025. This cyaa continue suh😭

Every food reel is like “this is what I make when I don’t feel like cooking” followed by 20 steps of cooking.

If a coworker’s husband asked me to clear her schedule so that he can surprise her with a trip for the weekend just for her to not come back to work? That guilt would probably eat me alive.

Tylenol for the win! I took 2 doses of an opioid/muscle relaxer cocktail over the course of 24 hrs and a di likkle “Tylenol as my last resort before going to the emergency room” that finally helped eased the pain 😂

At least it's Friday's Eve, we're almost there besties 🫂

It’s dropped several degrees since yesterday and I’m having a flare up but I’m going to blame my sis speaking on my illness yesterday and not the weather 😅

I’m very superstitious about my health. Don’t talk/ask me about it and I won’t get sick 😂

You ever just take that first sip of coffee and a literal chill runs down your spine, lol

Goddamn the bean water slaps today😌

Christmas now? I’ll flip every table in this damn house 😂😂

My sister is disappointed that my mom is working today (i.e won’t be cooking) and asking why I’m not. I told her I can’t be disappointed about a holiday I don’t celebrate 😂. Because what is Thanksgiving? Lol

“wife and son, who asked not to be named” pissed me off so much 🤦🏽‍♀️

I know! 😭 The fact seh mi cuss right throughout the season but I just “had to see it through” 🙄😂

Watched Beauty In Black and I’d like my time back 🤦🏽‍♀️

Is it weird that I feel more productive when I work like that? 😅

I love writing my “to do” list then watch myself complete every task but the ones on said list 🙃

I can ALWAYS tell I’m doing better mentally by the type of music I listen to…

No fr 😂😂

Re-introduce yourself to the things that used to give you joy. Things that used to make you smile.

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Already bought my sis Christmas gift and a yesterday she ago mek me know seh she nuh badda waah dat, she waah something else! Mind you, just 2 weeks ago that same item came up in conversation

I guess a silver lining about that man winning the election is that January so long, he’ll be waiting 3 months to get sworn in lol

When you have competent team members it makes your job as a manager so much easier, effective and efficient