I am so sorry 😭

being in office during an office movie is insane but these movers are so efficient

Our apartment was 63 this morning because I refuse to turn the heat back on 😅

I never realized how much I looked forward to my hot office coffee break until the coffee pots have been packed and not available 😅

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Strait's closed again, lads

kyle’s mullet 🤣🤣🤣

just restarted ATLA 💙 my heart is so happy

Tylor bought a bike last night and god I have missed riding a bike in beautiful weather!

I honestly don't care how liberal the pope is because his very existence is morally wrong in my opinion.

seriously!!! It’s 3.85-3.99 here and I am SUSPICIOUS

my hometown mcdonald’s has been playing a mix of Harry Styles’ new album and One Direction the entire time I’ve been in here 😂

gas is down 30 cents so something funky is up 🤨

I just want to go home and readdddddd

It’s so easy to spot a chat gpt email with the random ass bolding and em dashes 🙄

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Someone said, this world is so boring; we don’t have mermaids, werewolves, vampires or other mystical creatures.

Someone replied and said, yall can’t even handle people with different skin colors

🫢 I was gagged

paid all my bills and it was very 👎🏼 and not in the project hail mary way

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

Did everyone get fucked on taxes this year? So many people I know owe money (me included for the first time ever)

We’ve started rewatching The Hunger Games franchise! Last night was THG and tonight was Catching Fire

You know what's really embarrassing about this conflict? Iran has a 90 percent literacy rate while 50 per cent of the US reads at the 6th grade level or below. Iran sent Phds to the ceasefire talks. The US sent realtors.

History Hit is truly the best subscription for me and is the only one that’s worth it

The president staying up till 3 AM posting memes on social media would be a five alarm fire in any other society

Everything is staged. Including his assignation attempt.

Exactly 💯

FINALLY got tylor to watch the hunger games!!! Now it’s time for a reread lol

coordinating an entire office move is STRESSFUL

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Do not talk to me about the 2028 presidential run. I'm not listening right now.

Focus on November because how that shakes out will determine whether there is anything left to salvage in 2028.

Say it with me: MIDTERMS

cancelling Netflix because why the hell are they trying to charge $30 a MONTH

Yesteryear is incredible so far!