Its all just one big joke

MOLEK-SYNTEZ ripoff

Imagine hating unironic peak. I often spend hours sitting alone imaging chemical formulas and even I can't imagine hating unironic peak, why do people INSIST on doing it

This country is fucked.

Hey Guys

the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year

also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests

In Super Paper Mario, Mr. L is actually much smaller than Mario and Luigi, and gets scaled up at runtime. The game was originally developed for the GameCube before moving to Wii; Mario and Luigi received new Wii graphics while Mr. L was stuck with small GameCube textures.

What leftists don't understand about Banana Man is he's literally supposed to be an asshole

#StayTrundling

tony soprano: [looks up from jukebox]
jimmy mcnulty: [bursts into restaurant] tony, it's me, jimmy! i need your help catching a murderer. you're the only one i can trust
tony soprano: in this thing of ours, we're all part of the hbo family
aj: i can help you guys with my special abilities and skills

In Super Mario Sunshine, the differences between surfing Bloopers are presented as a tradeoff between speed and handling, appearing to not have any clear advantage over each other. However, this is not true, and the green Blooper is actually OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR to the other two.

I believe our nation's Police Officers could form a team that would be quite competitive in the NFL. Furthermore if our nation's Soldiers formed an Army team, these two teams would meat each other in the super bowl every year, leaving the other teams eating their dust because they only care about $.

I am technically on the los angeles dodgers but they don't hardly use me because of respect my privacy

On a less snarky note, I have a new character to introduce! After five damn weeks of work, I can finally say, meet Palin o! He is a trucker from washinton

Powers: Dry Vision
Goals: None

In 1999, the official Nintendo Australia site tested the visitor's ability to display Shockwave/Flash content by displaying a running Mario, crudely edited from a screenshot of Super Mario 64.

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Weed makes you stupid. Alcohol/Cigarettes makes you smart.

So we legalized Weed (state law) and banned Alcohol/Cigarettes (social stigma/new rules at every "family" restaurant).

Make it make sense.

"Powerful Boy" <- nickname idea for your close ones

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social too many people on bus

I thank ye paul

$1 million for free

I think when J. Biden told his famous story about corn pop and talked about falling onto the damn cement and then stopped himself and said darn cement that was a deliberate attempt to appeal to the many kids in the crowd by making them feel as though they had heard a real secret

Tucan Sam from fucking cereal

Fuck the normal police. If you can't handle my funny shirts then you seriously deserve to drop dead buddy.

#mgmgparody follow my post for more #managment parody of dog

Time spent sitting all alone

Time spent chewing on my bone

#mgmgparody follow my post for more #managment parody

"Anymore"

People are telling me characters aren't real

Does he like shoot them at you

Dr Wily should make a Kidney Stone Man