Me talking to the alien:

It’s called “Stick Stickley” it was the pinnacle of rock music

You just had a baby

Doctors POV vs Your POV

Came into the void the mf came back at me wtf

I fuck like it’s my job, and it’s really hard for me to maintain employment

If you see an interracial couple tonight make sure you say thank you 🥰🥰🥰

So many influencers dying at a young age, but I think if we work hard and come together we can get those numbers up even higher 🙏

They a little sus trying to get me to say nude erections

Call me Henry the way I get a Wadsworth of a Longfellow

In the Bush with the hanging Chad til there’s Gore