I own it 🤷‍♀️

Whitney Houston send tweet

A m*n asked me to post this but let the records show i do hate him

Pranavs contact photo being the thumbs down emoji is sending me

group chat in iMessage Pranav: *You* quiero Taco Bell (Jade sends a fire react) Jade: RETWEET Pranav: Put that shit on Twitter rn (I deleted mine) (Jade sends a heart react) Jade: i’m trying so hard to avoid bluesky rn and not use twitter at all 😩 Pranav: Eliana tweet it pls

Pro tip: just say it’s an inside joke

@laniisonfire.bsky.social

Who up being an employed friend on a Tuesday (#newjobcheck)

Watching Veronica Mars for the first time and can i just say eww oof yuck and also yikes

I’m watching the newest #heatedrivalry episode and this HAS to be intentional right? #gamechanger #heatedrivalryep3

For you? Always

Playas gonna play

Should we… watch together? 🫦

Omg is this my sign to finally watch the x files?

I LOVE HAVING GAY SEX

This is true lani is also here

Lmfao real

OMG HELLO!!!

i like to think the reason i’m transgender is because i’m a girl but i have my father’s knees and they had an unexpectedly strong influence on me for the first few years of my life

@laniisonfire.bsky.social JUST FORGOT THE HOLOCAUST THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I’ll miss you dear

I guess this is goodbye then

If this flops i’m never gonna talk to @laniisonfire.bsky.social ever again

My dinner separated into three distinct piles

i dont know what tf the spectrum is but i think im on it

Super Max! 💪

The #salesforce Driver of the Day in Las Vegas goes to our race winner 🥇

#F1 #LasVegasGP

sometimes i text my friend and ask if my tweet ideas are good and basically every single time without fail he tries to change the joke entirely… i sad

Seeing Zak Brown that happy may be the worst part of this.

A three row meme with the first row showing a picture of the night sky with text reading “the sky at night”. The second row shows a photo of a clear sky with the text “the sky at day” and then the last row shows a sky filled with clouds with text reading: “the sky when there is a cool astronomical event”.

THERE’S A LUNAR ECLIPSE TONIGHT AND IT’S CLOUDY

A screenshot of a NASA Solar System tweet reading: “Astronomers have confirmed the discovery of 128 small moons around Saturn, bringing its total count to 274, far more than any other planet in the solar system. Which of Saturn's moons is your favorite? Take a tour: science.nasa.gov/saturn/moons” with an image underneath of three small moons in a crescent phase against the darkness of space, along with the horizontal stripes of Saturn's rings seen from an angle.

damn saturn, save some moons for the rest of us

If it’s not too late I’m on the way