i'll be the bleeding heart with a line out the garage door serving soup to the vagrants, scamps, and the ne'er do wells. i'll never have money but i'll be well defended by the unwashed if someone tries to start shit with me, not that i'll need the help what with my trusty sawed-off in tow
i'm talking about it with my kid and he just suggested they rename the strom thurmond room in cory booker's honor and you know what? the kid is right
RIP to the legend roberta flack- the first time ever i saw your face is hands down the best love song of all time
just as an aside, i absolutely loved what was being portrayed in the pictured image: the us flag waving quite literally off the backs of black people
PLEASE i am begging, stop making live action remakes. just stop it now
hey i tell you what i didn't really want to see brady on the one day a year i voluntarily watch football ever again like. this is very 2025 right here
omg pls tell andi and chunk i love them
gertrude napping on the couch in her costco hoodie. it even has a pocket for dog snax
do you want to see my pit bull napping on the couch in her costco hoodie? of course you do
the 7/11s in the philippines sell armpit whitening cream
Knoxville Pastor: “Dear @GovBillLee, this week you said taxpayer money belonged to the taxpayer… Please direct MY tax dollars to programs that help the least, the last, and the lost, as Jesus would prefer — or refund MY money to ME.” www.knoxnews.com/story/opinio...
Its only been 2 weeks
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
Cynthia Erivo holding space for that
Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga
me:
also wow what a terrible time to come to LA :(
aww i wish idve known you were here, i work at lax now! i'll buy you lunch in the airport next time
see what caused me to post this is being in the bathroom at fucking LAX and being forced to listen to a really graphic and violent horror scene of some sort filled with profanity. like it sounded like something i'd watch and im always down for filth but my god there are children in here
hi quick question for people who use public toilets while watching videos on their phone at full volume: what the fuck is wrong with you, and who told you this was even remotely acceptable behavior
Here is an ongoing list of LA restaurants that are offering shelter, food, and support to first responders and evacuees:
bit.ly/LAaid
smoke visible from the terminal at LAX - i was coated with ash just walking from the parking lot this am
i definitely work for a canadian company, a conversation with a colleague has led to me googling what the non genericized trademark name is for a zamboni
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
if i'm also wounded i'll be five by five
i have a zit? i'm 45, i paid my dues. this is bullshit
@jandco.bsky.social first olivia now this
like i ate die hard potatoes and ham for two meals yesterday. where did i put all of that, im old now and cannot consume cheese in such quantities
i have eaten more in the last 72 hours than i did the rest of december. and it's all either got cheese, chocolate, sprinkles, or some combination thereof
the new year vibe im cultivating
