The Onion covers this years ago when they ran that story about a bear raping and killing a zookeeper.

Just reminds me of that unsafe money app a lot of kids and hoodlums use to transfer cash to one another

Leopards don’t discriminate against trans people, they’ll gladly eat ANY face that supports their party!

Exactly. Iran is run by an evil regime that has deceived the world for years, but they can easily afford to mix in some pure uncut truth with their self-serving propaganda now that retards run the US government.

They’re well done, but after the first couple I decided I must opt out of sharing or even watching them. Trump & his regime are evil & started an elective war based on Bibi’s BS. But Iran’s rulers are still evil oppressive misogynists. I don’t want to aid the enemy, even if Feds are ALSO an enemy.

Buy in bulk now! It’ll cost twice as much in a few months once our farm sector gets slammed by Strait of Hormuz-related ailments!

He must be in a contest with Jeanne Pirro to see who can make a bigger drunken ass of themselves in the courts!

Once again, I reiterate my demand that once Democrats (or other sane lawful people) regain the White House & Congress that we pass a Federal Anti-SLAPP law like they have in states like CA. Hand down harsh financial & judicial penalties to frivolous & vexatious litigants who bring BS lawsuits!

He probably assumes he doesn’t have to worry about that once Ellison buys WB Discovery!

a scooby doo poster that says searching for the lie ALT: a scooby doo poster that says searching for the lie

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I don’t remember a wall mural like that in the movie! Definitely remember the line and the callbacks to it.

Those are the pyrite of piss! WORTHLESS!

Congrats! I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time!

(Tho I am rather disturbed by the accuracy of the targeted advertisement right out of the gate!)

OMG where is that footage from?

I think for the first time ever, I actually know what it felt like to be a boomer during the rise of the Internet in the 90s and early 2000s.

Like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is ANY of this shit?!?

That whole thing seems like a mess. Both the local sheriff & our now-crippled-from-within FBI seem like they stumbled right out of the gate. The last substantive thing any of them managed to achieve was retrieving video footage from her doorbell cam even though it was initially presumed not to exist

Dude was using not only the FBI plane but vehicles and agents to ferry around his girlfriend like he was some kind of rapper and they were his entourage.

I’d honestly trust *Diddy* to properly handle things before I’d ever trust this shithead.

What I would give to see Walter White’s specially equipped Cadillac with remote key fob pull up to a White House event….

Shit designed to knock down hardened doors.

Sounds like dipshit managed to get wasted inside a secured space and they didn’t know if he was dead or alive so they had to break in!

OMFG, I’m so tired of this weird errant blue line image automatically being added to my posts!

I’m starting to see other people on Bluesky getting this too. Anyone have any insights into WTF? This error is?

This doofus was always a podcaster shithead. Same goes for his former deputy, that meathead Boingino.

Trump is a teetotaler and definitely feels disgusted by open drunkenness, yet he has embraced several obvious drunks and addicts in this administration because they are in alignment with his goals and they suck up to him. Hegseth, Patel, Jeanne Pirro……the list goes on.

I still wouldn’t be surprised if it was some Proud Boy insurrectionist scumbag, working on behalf of this regime, who kidnapped and likely killed her mother. Cartel thug shit.

Of course! The Project 2025 playbook is all about poisoning & sabotaging the legitimate functioning of government so a bunch of apocalyptic Christian fascists can take over the country. Too bad for them millions of Americans would rather die fighting them than ever accept their misrule.

Ruined the whole thing for me honestly. I wish Canada had defeated them.

This whole regime operates the way the evil “mirror universe“ Enterprise did in Star Trek. It was the inverse of the egalitarian humane Federation; instead conquest & genocide were the goals, & nobody could trust their shipmates because people often advanced in rank through betrayal or assassination

At this point, I’d like the Ellisons to get a taste of “Sherman‘s march to the sea.”

Orban and Erdogan type shit. We need to stay active in every possible way opposing these tyrannical mofos!

In addition to a strong democratic majority in both houses of Congress, we’re gonna need a president who channels both FDR and Teddy Roosevelt. Muscular progressive taxation and regulation along with aggressive antitrust enforcement.