Boone Goons rise up!

We’re ready to vote right now if we could

Benson Boone’s latest album, “Boone to Run”, is more than just a tribute to the legendary Bruce Springsteen. It’s Boone’s take on the America of today, and his announcement of his 2028 run for president.

This post is like poetry to me. The artistry of telling such a beautiful story in as few words as possible, letting the implications fill in the gaps. I don’t know who this guy is, but this post tells me all I need to know

If this doesn’t make you want to abolish capitalism and class society once and for all you have no heart

It’s singing time!

There’s a little fish ooh ooh
There’s a happy prawn hee hee
There’s bountiful caviar oh la oh la
There’s plenty of fish in the sea

sucking the strap is lowkey goated bc you can chew on it a lil

This is perhaps the most concise summary of the post-9/11 US that I have ever seen

a group of people are sitting in a stadium and one of them is wearing a jersey that says ynwa . Alt: LeBron sitting between two women court side with caption "first off... happy International Women's Day"

first things first

Tag yourself. I am literally all of them

…Hello, kitten…you know we’ve we’ve always talked about the possibility of a problem with the bomb,
…The bomb, kitten

Hey it’s me, Woke Mao Zedong,
non-binaries hold up .4% of the sky

Talking to a trans guy: have you gotten…. the surgery? (tear ducts removed since boys don’t cry)

Sometimes I tell people smugly to google and do their research when I just made up the statement 5 second ago.

The ideas, the vocabulary, the general vibe. It feels very you

I am going to eat seven of these in one sitting

Babygirl what if you were an ambitious young talent who I know is destined for greatness, and I was the kind but actually very jaded and battle worn authority figure who turns out to be doing fucked up shit, like low-key war crimes, cause her family got killed and it fucked up her moral compass?

This, more than anything else I’ve seen you post, sums up your psyche I think

Hello it’s me: suit that kicks you in the balls from Ready Player One

Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?

It’s actually three guys but they’re all Peter Sellers

Hello it’s me: suit that kicks you in the balls from Ready Player One

Am I having a stroke?

Google show me toby ziegler dressed like a kitty cat scampering around a living room with absolutely no tact or decorum

I hate you :)

There are decades with no Wikipedia entries, and there are weeks with lots of Wikipedia entries - Vladimir Lenin if he lived today

Feel like shit rn. Just need the entire system of American imperialism and the capital relations that undergird it to die

Feel like shit rn. Just need the entire system of American imperialism and the capital relations that undergird it to die

Nonbinary person named Netflix

Office worker with a praise kink. Can only write an email with someone in their ear telling them how good they’re doing

Sure. Why not?