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Posts by Morklympious

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Twitch Twitch is the world

It is saturday my dudes. Let us play melee. And possibly edit a lil combo video. and play other shitbag games.

love u.

mork.live

1 month ago 0 1 0 0

My city’s football team is better than your city’s football team.

Get fucked nerds.

2 months ago 0 1 0 0

My city’s football team is better than your city’s football team.

Get fucked nerds.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

God, politics fucking sucks EXTRA bad because every shitbag rightoid is actually insane. This is NOTHING like the fridge-built, erudite linebacker kind of insane found in Hideo Kojima's Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and it DOES NOT RIP.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

I fucking love dear Hunter

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
A sous vide bath with bags of diced potatoes cooking.

A sous vide bath with bags of diced potatoes cooking.

Meal prepping 8 pounds of mashed potatoes that I will mash IN BAG and freeze and REHEAT for EASY COMFORT FOOD THANK YOU SOUS VIDE.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

2-2 at the Mortuary local yesterday.

This Falcon is cooking. It's a slow roast. or a low temperature sous vide, but he's cooking.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Music theorists will call it "pentatonic slop".
Uncultured swine will call it "butt rock"

It's divorced dad rock, and you WILL RESPECT IT.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Bro one of the things that was SO illuminating to me was like. My therapist telling me “Imagine being friends with someone that doesn’t like you.”

Or with someone you don’t like.

Like what a waste of time, energy, and joy to pretend to not “rock the boat”. Bruh just tell me you dislike me.

2 months ago 4 0 0 0

The gooning will continue until morale improves

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Good praxis is elevating your sweet dumb idiot cats above literally every politician you’ve ever known.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Youre telling me The Used sells these cars?

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
A picture of vacuum sealed chicken drumsticks

A picture of vacuum sealed chicken drumsticks

27 drumsticks. 8 bucks at Costco. THE BULK IS GOOD

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
A picture of a character from the game R.E.P.O. With the player name “Morklympious” above a title of “King of the Losers”

A picture of a character from the game R.E.P.O. With the player name “Morklympious” above a title of “King of the Losers”

Even when I LOSE I stay winning.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Perfection is a direction, not a destination

3 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Kletka kind of a saucy quota game tho.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Tack some of hanging out with ME on that list. LET'S GET THE CALENDAR OUT. BEEG HUG.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Man. Haste is such a good flow state game. I love flow state games.

Like god DAMN. GO FAST, BE BUTTER.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Time to spend some saturday time PLAYING MELEE and then playing FRIEND SLOP.

mork.live

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

God damn if I have to read the phrase “hey @grok” one more fucking time I WILL be heading to Claire’s for a lobotomy

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

Spent the new year eating an eight corner Detroit style deep dish and finishing Stranger Things.

It’s gonna be a GREAT YEAR.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Morklympious - Twitch [18+] The Final Bleedecember Day. Tree will rest, I love you all, HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR.

I haven't advertised this year's BLEEDECEMBER here, which is a holiday where I play Meshuggah's "Bleed" every day in a guitar hero clone.

Anyways. It's the last day of the holiday, and I'm playing Bleed by Meshuggah.

Happy new year!

mork.live

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

SEEING MARC REBILLET TONIGHT. What a TIME TO BE ALIVE.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
A picture of three energy drink cans that’s are open, two are in cupholders and one is being held. There is no room for another drink in a cupholder.

A picture of three energy drink cans that’s are open, two are in cupholders and one is being held. There is no room for another drink in a cupholder.

Musical drinks. God dammit Mork, finish your shit.

5 months ago 3 0 0 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Day 2/2 of degenerate Final Fantasy Tactics: Ivalice Chronicles Grinding. Welcome to the next 9 hours.

mork.live

6 months ago 4 0 0 0

FF TACTICS REMASTER TODAY I AM SO EXCITED TO RELIVE EVEN MORE HOURS OF THE BEST FINAL
FANTASY GAME EVER.

6 months ago 4 0 0 0
Eight Years Later (and always) Absolver Has My Heart
Eight Years Later (and always) Absolver Has My Heart YouTube video by Morklympious

Eight Years of #absolver !!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghdz...

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

I used to have one!! It was deffo a cig lighter adapter!

6 months ago 3 0 0 0

I'm gonna play a game called TRAINATIC. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

Melee after. Happy Wednesday!

mork.live

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Finally crossing that dividing line in my mid-thirties between “Creed? Gross” and “Creed? THEM BOYS CAN RIFF’”

fortunately on both sides Scott Stapp is still dogwater.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0