“I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game.”

This actually happens in Syobon Action and it also happened to my nephew Ted once too

Hopeful parents

Hopeful parents

"I am Mario and I am here now" - the first words spoken in Super Mario 1

Three crudely drawn mew sprites based on the original red and green mew sprites with three edits of mew around the margins. One with a pink bow, one peeking out from under a truck, and one with a pokemon energy card behind it. In the top right the image is tastefully labelled "MEW"

Pokemon has been lied to us for too long. Mew is supposed to look like a nematode worm. This is proof from official pokemon red and green sprites hard drive download

*IN someone else's machine. Not even in my cool #honesty thread can I type correctly, they're giving me the poster's madness

This is just a small step towards that but I need to believe in my own strength if I ever want to change. That's enough talk. Here are my links if you care to grave dig
twitch.tv/cookie_kool
youtube.com/@Cookie_VODS
www.youtube.com/channel/UCRG...

To elaborate slightly more, streaming was fun and I like having a creative outlet, but it got old. I wasn't sure if it was discipline or stubbornness keeping me going but I'm done lying to myself now. I want to spend my time on things that are real and I want to stop hating myself.

So this is a long time coming but might seem sudden: I'm done with streaming. I don't like it anymore. It feels like I'm just a cog and someone else's machine, it's miserable and grinding and lonely. I'm entering my "Respecting myself and valuing my own emotions" epoch. So yeah

I actually have a physical copy of this one. The box is double wide to fit all the manuals so you know it’s serious!! It’s funny how they pitch it as a substitute to tabletop rpgs when it’s kind of entirely different

I managed to get him back! It did take a little haggling. Get excited for my first eyeless stream within the next two weeks or so! youtu.be/TzCZKTIHNAg

OH NO! The day has come and I have not repaid my debts! The Repo men are taking Evil Mario back to the warehouse and I didn't even get a chance to sanitize him. Happy Mario Day! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I forgot video games could be good, but I'm always happy to be reminded! I bet you could say this game was "nice loot bro." Yeah. People are going to find that funny. They sure will youtu.be/WcPyqUCwW6w

Life has kicked me to the curb and eaten my turkey sandwich right out from under my teeth. My only option now is to play a cool niche indie game ... oh no! How terrible! The horror! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

It is with a heavy heart (and three exams this week) that I will be cancelling Evil Mario Stream today. We are all in states of dying. Bowser can wait, and will wait until next week. Thanks, bye

I think I got what we in the business call a "bad ending". I can't help it! Saving and taking damage and dying and losing are all in my nature. Maybe next time I won't forget youtu.be/EjfI7OIr3xc

Great holes are being fallen into where the earth's pores ought to suffice. I'm climbing out tonight. Soon it will all be over www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I'm gonna say it. Maybe we should have done fewer puzzles youtu.be/_vUgSVBkQ-A

I am burnt out on game design, but worry not! The brothers welcome back the needy and the broken with open arms. Well, cool crossed arms actually, if this image is to be believed. Let's do puzzles for an hour and a half www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

We should not have let the cubes join. That totally killed the vibe dude www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP32...

Eating is a sacred tradition practiced by everyone from ants to mice. Cubes do not typically participate, that is, they didn't. 24 years ago Cubivore changed things forever www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

The creator of Mario the music box just murdered a man by setting him on fire in front of his young daughter and I have no one to share this too because no one else even knows about this game or how insane a game it is to actually exist

Here's the first lecture in my 89 part course in how to mario, the Profitable way youtu.be/e_asZYvMz8E

Being Evil Mario is one of the most taxing jobs on the market. Making Evil Mario though? Now that's easy as pie! I've been doing it for months now and you can too! All you need to do is pay a subscription to my online course www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I did it. Jimmy did it too. In a way, we all murdered a worm tonight. I think that's something really special youtu.be/xG3gR7lpaH0

Jimmy is just a normal kid with normal goals, for example: he longs for the blood worms. Worm blood. It just so happens there's a worm boss roughly three hours into this game and I stream for roughly three hours. Funny how that works out www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool

I don't even know what people say in posts. Mario wasn't the scary one. Life was. Mario used to teach us typing but now he teaches us life. Thank you Super Mario youtu.be/7teoHzrB1-s