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leg day today got my calves cramping like im getting railed by beto

i think we should start spreading around that trans people say the only ethical way to engage with harry potter content is for it to be generated by AI. not because that would be in any way ethical i just think it would make for an interesting mental illness petri dish

Poilievre set up ‘Joe Rogan Experience’ interview himself, Conservative campaign manager says Conservative campaign manager Steve Outhouse says leader Pierre Poilievre arranged his appearance on the hugely popular Joe Rogan podcast himself.

steve outhouse
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lmao

the future's battles will be fought on flat terrain with the primary goal of killing your own soldiers

“I’m seriously gonna kill you”

cross section of the best extra spicy special combination bánh mì youve ever seen

truly impossible to improve upon this $7.50 bánh mì. its gods chosen sandwich

It's been 30 years since the Atlanta Olympics, crazy that we were all listening to this back then

i hate that mature animation im the US all looks like that all the time

like, not against adult animated comedy completely but thats all we have for mature audiences. it is holding the medium of animation back

the US animated cultural output could never make a Mind Game or Belladonna of Sadness

would love a recipe it looks great

I saw someone say the Bluesky mods all smoke crack. If false, that's a very disrespectful rumour to spread. But if true, it's deeply concerning for this social media platform.

"Hershey's kiss" yeah that's cute call me when they have a Hershey's Sex. I'm over 18

death cash for cab me outside

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

picture of “CVS Pharmacy y más”

jeez imagine how long the receipts are here

I used apple imessage to overlay a sticker of Rudy Giuliani wearing a yellow suit on top of a photo of Dick Tracy villains. He looks like he belongs in the photo

i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment

I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now

jesus christ aim a little higher
who fucking cares about a law license right now

I honestly don't know how America comes back from this. Event after Trump is gone, there doesn't seem to be anyone in government smart or brave enough to deal properly with these animals.

Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me.

do something pussy

Is $8 the same as $5? YouTube video by Go Off Kings

$8 = $5

America is yearning for "it."

you gotta see a doctor man

Do not let the spectacle of Trump's July 4th celebrations distract from the policies he is implementing. Even if he comes through on his pledge to behead Shingy on the National Mall like he mentioned earlier today. Try your best to not tune in or think about how interesting that would be to watch.

my submission 😁 youtu.be/YtQevFVDyj8

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?

Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.

Editor: What

crazy that the Beatle responsible for simply having a wonderful christmastime wasnt the one who got shot