Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

A Fernando Tatis Jr. jersey that has a misspelling

sir, i don't believe that's how you spell it

Licence plate that reads "THXDALE"

Raise hell

Incredible video. This was performed alongside the Lebanon/Syria basketball friendly he attended the other day in Damascus

Sir, another Braves pitcher has hit the IL.

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

Seems like this was immediately preceded by the headline “scientists gave a bunch of scientists cocaine. This is what happened next.”

These look really cool.

“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

where did they find 26 miles to run a marathon in Delaware

Benetti: "What was your excitement level when you heard you had to wear a suit?"

Kruk: "Zero."

This guy rules lmao

the sunday night baseball announcing team with john kruk on the right IN A SUIT???

legitimately upsetting to see john kruk in a suit on sunday night baseball

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

It's the Mets so someone is straining an adductor muscle with this thing, book it

a powerful moment for the hot dog community

L. O. L.

Steve Schirripa with a sub sandwich and Weiner dog

Important Italian-American update

Opening an incognito window and searching "What are some normal things to do on the weekend"

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

Carson Kelly at the plate holding the bat in one hand looking like he is doing a pushup at home plate as the Mets C and umpire look on

another day of watchin' baseball

“Ready to start the season, skip.”