My boyfriend fucking rules. 😍

I wonder if yard sales are a uniquely American thing.

We (probably) aren’t beating OSU, Oregon, or Indiana, so might as well burn the road games and save the potential wins for home.

Pretty much the entirety of “But, Mr. Adams” from 1776

Help I was watching Maul when one of the Pykes said, “Search every inch of that ship,” and I was instantly annoyed because they use the metric system in all the Star Wars novels.

As a queer woman myself, can I be a LITTLE weird about it??? As a treat??

I’m both a performer and an extrovert. I LOVE people. I LOVE music.

But even in my teens and 20s, Lollapalooza and Coachella and the like sound like hell.

Sadly, the 2023 matchup vs. Northwestern does not fall under this purview.

Iowa football to vacate 4 wins from 2023 season due to tampering violations The decision stems from improper contact between coaches Kirk Ferentz and Jon Budmayr and former Iowa quarterback Cade McNamara.

Iowa doing Iowa things

Anyway, the music of Notre Dame de Paris still FUCKS.

(THE FRENCH VERSION; we do not speak of the English version.)

Does anyone else listen to musicals they haven’t heard in awhile and yell, “LET’S GOOOO” through gritted teeth at all the bangers you forgot about, or is that just me?

Pokémon

Officially reached the “This Run is Killing Me Despite It Only Being 73 Degrees Because I’m Not Used to It” season 🥵 🏃🏻‍♀️

Christos Anesti! Christ is risen!

(takes a huge bong rip) What if you did a production of My Fair Lady but Eliza is a trans woman and the bet is to see if she would pass?

Imagine being super late for work and getting stopped by a train…

…and then there’s some guy on the side of the road filming for some reason?! 🚉

I don’t know why YouTubers set up cameras near railroad crossings, but as the mom of a Certified Train Kid, I thank them for their service.

There’s another Greek mom in 👦’s soccer class! 😀

Who shows absolutely no interest in socializing with me! ☹️

April showers, INDEED. ☔️

What it all boils down to is whether we can get to Nuremberg this time without passing through Hiroshima and Auschwitz. It's really that simple.

You’re telling me I gotta learn brand-new rosters for both the White Sox AND Northwestern men’s basketball?! Being a sports fan is too hard.

1970s musicals were peak

JCS
Chicago
Sweeney Todd
Evita
A Chorus Line
Pippin
Grease
Godspell
Annie
Hair
The Whiz
A Little Night Music
Shenandoah

HOLY WEEK TRADITION

Ah, yes, Lent, from the word “lentil,” meaning, “the only thing you can eat right now.”

Today is April 1.

Tomorrow, my kid turns 2 1/2.

Two months from today, he starts preschool.

…someone give me a hug.

What is this, 2014?!

This was my thought as well.

Trans people are here, they’ve always been here, and they’re not going anywhere just because it makes people uncomfortable. 🏳️‍⚧️

I just saw a physical therapist to treat a recurring back issue, and not to brag, but apparently I’m ✨hypermobile✨

Girl who's Angela and what did she do??? I need the tea.