@actioncookbook.com GUARDIANS. NOW.

It’s why I don’t live there!

I hate that you’ve brought this to my eyes

Whichever team has more kids is gonna mop the floor with their opponent.

LRT: most of my friends at the gay club

where can i get those stickers that say "I did that!" but with Trump instead of Biden

2026 will make u wish for Big Boat Stuck

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

If cats aren't communist, then why do they all say mao

One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years.

when's a fuckin good day buddy am i right?

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

I don't think Goff's been very good at recognizing blind side pressure though I may be totally making that up. He's certainly not mobile enough to avoid it, so seeing it from the right earlier means more time for decision making.

ya, i think the only reason would be not pairing him with a year 2 OG (not sure that's getting avoided either way), and helping Goff see the pressure.

Herbert with a fucking killshot on this one

I'd bet he'll switch to the left unless the team lands a quality vet LT, but I'd prefer they spend that money on a quality vet C.

a concrete/cobblestone garbage can next to an ashtray made of the same material

don't ever talk to me or my son again

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Trainwreck:
Manu - Mahogany - Scruggs - Ratledge - Sewell

Better:
FA - Mahogany - Ratledge - Vega Ioane - Sewell

Best?:
Sewell - Mahogany - FA - Ratledge - Draft Pick

go off, queen (literally)

hell ya dude

french tips?

"Hell yeah work sucks" skeleton from my comic

Monday: I wish it was Friday. Friday: I wish I was dead. Death: Hell yeah work sucks

happy Friday to everyone, but especially to the person who got this tattoo of my comic

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make...

Nick I hate Desmond kill him with a shovel

Leucistic red-tailed hawk in flight

Leucistic red-tailed hawk in flight

Leucistic red-tailed hawk in flight

Leucistic red-tailed hawk perched in a tree

Red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) – This leucistic hawk—the "ghost of the ravines"—has been in our area along the Grand River for a few years. This week I finally got a few photos of this gorgeous bird!

www.instagram.com/ryan.bebej.photography

🪶 #birds #birding #birdoftheday #wildlifephotography

i deeply want them to win UCL and get relegated.
but also just getting relegated would be a delight as well.

i always imagined it was dreamboat nathan fillion