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Posts by Grant Goodman

Remember, it’s late winter, spring forward; early winter, fall back.

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Very good, but I prefer “Many years later, as she faced the firing squad, Mrs Dalloway was to remember…”

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Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate. Sic semper tyrannis!

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I saw a bumper sticker today that said “We don’t lick people! — Lies adults tell kids.” 😝

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I need to work up a cocktail recipe to be called the Ponzu Scheme.

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Cc @sarahebond.bsky.social

Someone tried to appeal to Latinos but hit Latin instead

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bathrooms are bastions of honesty.

they’re where we’re at our most vulnerable. places of privacy. intimacy.

places where we cry. and recover.

where we sing to an audience of one and cheer for an encore.

the bathroom is where we are truly ourselves.

yet connected.

by sewers.

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