Same 😂

Someone is being paid a *lot* of money for paint names 😂

Take a look at Farrow and Ball colours. A particular favourite is Dead Salmon.

'Moff out to that there Carvery for luncheon 🍽

Ahhh, the moonboot! Hope you're doing ok x

Get him waiting on you 😄 x

Hope all is well 🙂

Sammiches and crisps *chefs kiss* 😚

I recognised four. FOUR! 🤦🏻‍♀️😫

The Cut headline reading “Are we all living beyond our means now? With rising costs of living, debt, and the doomscrolling-to-checkout pipeline, we’re overspending more than ever.”

No. We are not living beyond our means. We have simply been denied the means to live.

Now that looks like a quality tea-tray 😋

Six days off, and it begins with a trip to the hairdressers and a cappuccino courtesy of Caffè Nero's, naturally 😌☕️ May even treat myself to some lunch from Waitrose 😂 💸 🤑

Birdsrightsactivist twitter account posts: Maybe I should paint some of your babby and hide them around see how you like it Happy ester. I have hidden ur human childs

This was one of my favourite tweets of all time. Never fails to make me laugh my ass off

Much needed! Thank you...you too ☺️ x

Planning to have my first iced cappuccino of the year tomorrow - will raise it to your dad x

a poster that says breathe in peace exhale tension on it ALT: a poster that says breathe in peace exhale tension on it

Extra-long Easter break...and relaxxxxx 😌

What a creep!

not all heroes wear capes

darlings, i have the breakfast martinis! i just need to make a quick call to 1993.

I feel like we don’t talk about magic carpet rides as much these days.

So pleased for you 😊 x

He is not ok.

It's not funny really, but it is 😂

And a very stinky bus 😂

So many questions...🤔😂

How bizarre!

This is sooo me!