His girlfriend is very pretty.

Me in Cambodia at Angkor Wat temple

Post you in another country:

Angkor Wat, Cambodia

If she had proof she wouldn't be behind bars - she'd have blackmailed him into a pardon long before now.

Used to have a mate I would sometimes go for a pint with of a weekday evening and we could quite happily sit there for a good 20 minutes without exchanging a word. I miss that.

To be clear: we're not talking granny pants, here.

Cor!

THIS.

Oh, and whilst we're at it: little knickers. A bit cheeky, but none of yer thong nonsense.

Balls. Been umming and ahhing about an olive green Barents jumper from Finisterre. Finally got the cash together and they've sold out.

Grrrr.

If you turn up in your civvies and then don't get the grade you wanted, you'll spend the rest of your life wondering what would have happened if...

Dress like you mean it.

The voice of Mr Benn, I believe?

Way to massively pull the rug from under your own brand.

Wealth trickles up.

"Dalglish just stands there..."

What do you think?

#SameAsItEverWas

There's a very dubious Douglas Bader gag in there somewhere.

It's no "Tarbuck Tory Twat"

Ha - knew that was from you the moment I saw the Aperol Spritz.

Saves him the bother of regularly attending Confession, I guess. Plus Mass on Sunday, at which I'm sure he was a regular attendee.

Indeed. The pain of a kick on the kneecap playing footy in the park as a kid could have been run off in a couple of minutes. These days I get pains just going downstairs.

This is an impact injury, according to the physio. He's prescribed leg muscle strengthening exercises which I've been doing for a while but they've not had much effect.

I enjoy the run, much better than swimming which I always find tedious. Swimming is probably better for my knees though.

Breathing not great either. Managed a slow 5k without stopping last time out, but crap this time. Not like me to give up having made the start line, probably need to rest up a few weeks then gently work my way back. Frustrating.

Pulled up after less than 500m at Parkrun today. I've had worsening knee problems for a while and despite taking painkillers before setting out I immediately knew I should stop. I'm 60, old age is creeping up on me. Doesn't feel good.

Beautifully shot.

Any Detectorists fans on here?

Currently watching ep 1.

Yes, I've travelled widely across the US in the past but absolutely zero plans to go whilst this orange gimp is in charge.

It should have said "'Ang on me phone's going"

#IfYouKnowYouKnow

Never been to the NW US but would love to see it one day.

Ha - I saw Ross Noble live a few weeks back. He name-dropped Thora Hird into a riff, and had to break to explain to anyone under 50 in the audience who Thora Hird was. His explanation being that "she was the Bonnie Blue of her day..."