I forgot about this app.

The future I want is the one shown on Mr Robot.

Marco Rubio's new acting undersecretary of state for public diplomacy, ladies and gentlemen.

I mean, basically, yeah

Aaaaaaaaaand they fired me after a week and a half.

My new job is overwhelming me. They are throwing too much at me too fast. I’m trying hard to keep on top of all of it, but it’s hard and I feel like I’m fucking everything up. :(

When I filled my tank on Monday, gas was $3.13 a gallon. When I filled up yesterday, at the same station, gas was $3.29.

Trump is off to a great start.

Good news! I finally got a new job!

Bad news! It’s -1 degrees outside and I have to leave the house at 7am.

What the fuck am I watching lol

This is incredible!

I’m so glad you’re here!

I can’t sleep and I miss my dog.

Did you know that Alan Tudyk is the voice of Joker in Harley Quinn, and yet we never include him in the running of Best Joker? I mean, he clearly places above Jared Leto.

I’ve been straight up hibernating and it’s not healthy

There was no sunlight today and I felt that in my bones.

When you realize he’s hiring people to destroy departments instead of lead them it makes more sense.

Took you long enough

Your regular reminder that if not for the Trump and Bush tax cuts, federal revenues would keep pace with federal spending indefinitely.

Instead, these tax cuts have added $10 trillion to the debt.

The so called "party of fiscal responsibility" is full of it.

I lost my job. I know I should have feelings about it, but I just feel numb.

I’m also on multiple brain meds and I feel you.

"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity