Angrily vibrating

I want a kiss.

It is reciprocated before he’s scooping him up to carry him off to bed.

He is going to scoop him up and tuck him comfortably beneath a large blanket.

& smut muse is insane

He’s immediately drawing him close, leaning down and planting a kiss upon his lips.

Oh! That was after I returned home. I used to put people on spikes as a warning to intruders.

Fun trivia night with Dracula: I got the name “Lord Impaler” because of my proficiency with a spear

“You think?”

The vampire steps closer, looming over Westley and studying him quietly.

“Now you are red..~”

He croons, letting out a soft laugh.

“I can hear your heartbeat, Westley..”

He whispered it softly, a teasing sort of grin appearing as he cocks his head.

“It is quite fast..are you alright~?

& im ngl, imagine the wild sex Vlad is capable of as a vampire

Cute.

(A cold finger is reaching out, brushing against his lower lip.)

Would you, now?

Nowadays, I figure it’s because of the vampire thing

Is it?

Ouch

Would anyone believe me if I said I haven’t lain with anyone since I conceived my son?

“Perhaps that is my goal. I bet you look wonderful with rosy red cheeks.”

He chuckles softly, reaching out and brushing a cold finger against a sharp cheekbone.

The king withdraws, clasping his hands behind his back as he simply smiles at Astarion.

“You are beautiful.”

// fuck yeah crazy dragon man

Oh! well, in that case…

Sleep well. I won’t crawl through your window tonight.

& he will destroy him /aff

& honey, Westley is already his favourite bottom

& okay, who’s gonna volunteer to be Drac’s favourite bottom? /j

Your tail is wagging. I assume that is a good thing?

(The longer he talks to Wyll, the cuter he seems.)
(Poor Dracula is not gonna last long.)

(Slow head bob.)

You smell good.

(Awkward subject change.)
(But he does smell good)

I am 6’3, I look down at almost everyone.

(He’s a little dense, wyll. I am so sorry)

& do you still have me on discord? (I’m the Thranduil admin lol)

& if you do, you should stream a “how to make a carrd” class /j

Well..I do suppose being nude airs out the uh..the bits..

(Vague vampiric gesturing to the nether regions)

Why -?!