Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

what the fuck is going on

they should let the orioles hit cuz they're goofy

genuinely what the fuck is going on

aAAAAAAAaaaAAAaaaaAaaA

he also lost a contact lens or something

what is he cooking

it's for the best i'm off tomorrow

the royals / orioles game, which was locked by the ABS robots after 13641 innings,

bobby witt jr i need you to put me down

but look, the baseball is free, they say. i don't want it. i want to go to bed

i’m glad they put a guy named blaze on. i really want to go to bed

if the baseball game isn’t over by the fourteenth inning it should go to a penalty shootout

at least everyone is fighting for their lives out there

1996, doctor

you can't have the classic team RISP issues if you don't get on base 🙂‍↕️

he was not alive the last time an oriole got picked off twice in one game

if you're gunnar henderson and you're on base STAY ON BASE

what the fuck is going on

it took like a year of me complaining about people not tipping before my therapist asked if she should be tipping on bottles & cans

cheddar chex mix. cheddex mix if you will

i think it's accepting cookies as also agreeing to the sale of data, which isn't allowed in maryland under whatever data privacy rule we enacted innnn 2024 or 2025. idk why california isn't in there though

like coming in with your phone outstretched filming your entire interaction with the barista without fucking asking if it's cool

ginger ale, mountain dew, coke, cheerwine, ting, blood orange san pellegrino. all very good with espresso. hell yeah

my friend thavy, they do board and trains too and they live pretty near to you

being a barista keeps me in touch with all the ways people can be just so fucking weird. like wearing a krav maga seattle shirt in public

i'm about to go to work does anyone want my migraine? i can drop it off

if you honk your horn at a dog for pooping (not even in a yard, by a tree well) you deserve to get cursed to always have your yawns interrupted by someone poking your tongue

officially Listen To Bruca Maniguá a Lot, Like Really a Lot season

so to your own question, who elected the politicians, uhhh