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From now to terminal? Im definitely under 100 days. 77 or 76 I think

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I am hereby promoted to Full Time Author, 01 August 2026, by order of the SecAF

Thanks for the feedback! Figuring out marketing is about the same at throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks

4.4⭐️ on Amazon, 4.41⭐️ on GoodReads
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The Ballad of Ashes and Spring is a dark romantasy tale for readers who crave: (A break from this current hellscape, but also...)
Hades & Persephone
Morally gray gods
Enemies to lovers
Dark romantasy
Myth retellings

Wait, wait, wait... yall. YALL!
We just lived through precedented times and it was GOOD!

Yeah, we did. But as someone who has put smoked salmon and lemon ricotta on pizza, I don’t have a leg to stand on in this debate

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Paperbacks of “The Ballad of Ashes and Spring” are now available AND it’s free on Kindle Unlimited!
On the ‘Zon: amzn.to/3Pn4J15

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Kiddo: We had so much fun in history today. Do you know anything about the Peloponnesian War?
Me, breaking out Landmark Thucydides with tears in my eyes: ...yes. Yes I do. 😍
Kiddo: We did boys versus girls. The girls were Athens and the boys were Sparta.
Me: 😳

I can at least agree with him on this point: “Finally, zero DUIs are allowed, as any conviction for driving under the influence reveals a profound lapse in judgment, risk assessment and respect for laws”

But as others pointed out, not SAing being left off the list is …a choice

Also, his take on how much of a nest egg various ranks should have is WILD

“A credit score above 800 is required, as it quantifies financial responsibility through timely payments, low debt utilization and a strong credit history.”

And now his junior enlisted can’t take him seriously

“The pillar limits candidates to only one lifetime divorce, as multiple divorces may indicate challenges in commitment, communication and conflict resolution”

his SNCOs are going take him behind the wood shed

“This visual assessment deters manipulation of fitness records and emphasizes the importance of aesthetic discipline, as an officer’s appearance influences perceptions of authority and professionalism.”
Read: F off fatties, powerlifters, postpartum moms, those recovering from injuries

Officers Must Demonstrate Four Leadership Tenets Senior military officers are entrusted with critical responsibilities demanding the highest standards of leadership, impacting national security an

I read this and now you have to as well

I have never in my life seen something so tone deaf from an FGO before and that’s saying a lot

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This was not on my 2026 bingo board

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This is my annual plea to the NFL that next years halftime show should be Weird Al and the artists he parodied should join him in his version of their song

Lastly, I vow to never questions my own writing skills again in the face of this nonsense.

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We're fighting Frost Giants tonight in Demeo X D&D. These ICEy bitches deserve it
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This is ok tho

👇👇👇

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Me, opens news: ...
Me, closes news: I guess its time to drink beer and write about Mothman c*ck...

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CNN: subscribe to see this
Fox: Allow ads to see this
AP: Allow ads to see
Reuters: Allow ads to

I just wanna know what those fuckers said and to whom!
My "damn elder Millennials!" take: I just want to access news without ads or a subscription. Can I be informed without paying?

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