I think sometimes it should be daytime in the computer

Bryson Barns more like

Just saw a white dog in sunglasses that looked exactly like Whammer

I like to do this one when I'm like three blocks from someone's apartment and send them a picture of where I am. Ideally when I will not be seeing them today

Would probably be pretty easy to peel the aftermarket decals but maybe funnier to wear G Pop 16 to a frisbee game

The Real Madrid shirt in question, worn

Back of the shirt. Aftermarket name and number decals read "G Pop 16"

Thrifted a super sweet totally genuine 2008 real madrid kit today. Just one little oddity...

Just rewatched, I meant

That one was for class. My students really enjoyed it, I think

Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie recently hit streaming if you missed that one, most fun I've had in a theatre in a long time. Also just Bottle Rocket, an early Wes Anderson. Really really fun film

One of my favorites ever went like this:

"BURLY DRILL SERGEANT: SEE THAT BUG, PRIVATE?

ME: SIR, I SEE ITS GLISTENING WINGS, SIR!

SERGEANT: EVER SEEN A THORAX LIKE THAT PRIVATE?

ME: SIR, DIDN'T KNOW THEY BUILT EM LIKE THAT, SIR!"

It helped that the assist was a looooong hammer over the defense that drew some audible reactions from the sideline

When I played frisbee in college my absolute favorite thing was when you score on a deep shot and get to sprint the length of the field to celebrate with your teammate. I got to do one of those for the first time in four years today and it felt as good as ever. Unbelievable high

In the final :-)

That could be my whole fantasy season right there

It's actually dumber than this because the NBA wants and needs the mice to be well-fed

The tanking stuff is like having a mouse problem and every night the mice come to your kitchen and eat your fresh-baked cookies and to curb the problem behavior you decide to bake fewer cookies and still leave them out

I know the Guardians are a cheap org but I can't believe they have a louse problem. I guess it's good they're bringing in this Chase guy to get rid of em. Better late than never

The way that all ads are mixed louder than everything else these days is maddening. Everything is beeping and yelling and so LOUD

Was thinking about this recently when I saw someone ask why soccer fans revile gambling logos on shirts in a way they don't beer logos. Think another reason is the percentage of drinkers who have a reasonably moderated relationship with alcohol seems to be a lot higher than the equivalent in bettors

i had a bolt of inspiration about this today i think that because cats and dogs need different diets catdog is able to use every little bit of the food it eats so there's no waste

Smokey the Twink

Amazon has one copy of this game left in stock. That's very funny to me. Probably funnier than the joke of the post which really has nothing going

Samba De Amigo for Nintendo Wii

Borrowing adidas sneakers from your hispanophone friend

The other 60% of people with KDD (Kevin Durant's Disease) probably can't be cured however

I think when you're a person who gets really worked up talking sports online there's like a 40% chance you just want to play a sport

Been back to playing frisbee for a few months after some years away and it's crazy how the urge to argue about sports online is just draining out of me

Not always and not always on purpose but the best scenes of season 2 are a shocking turnaround from the slog of season 1

Euphoria season 1 is some of the worst tv I have ever subjected myself to. Euphoria season 2 is somehow intermittently Twin-Peaks-season-2-esquely brilliant

So I guess that's a good ad

Just saw a generic ozempic ad on the train and thought huh weird why'd they hire a Charles Barkley doppelganger and then it was actually just weird gaunt Charles Barkley

He's by far the best player that's ever been on a team I follow who I'm just always annoyed by