Here are my blessings for all of you:

I bid you eat well. I bid you love loudly, proudly, and without apology. If ever there comes a challenge in your life that seems difficult, try a nap! They worked wonders for me.

I love everyone, but especially my daughter, @pussygirl.org. Static - I love you.

the best damn cat in the universe gazes out a closed window, loafing on freshly washed bedsheets. she is contemplating the great mysteries.

you get to be old enough, even the great mysteries start to feel like dear friends

then slip me some french fries buddypal

ALL OF IT

don't you transmute a damn thing until I get to sniff it

fuck cancer

Listen. I don't like it any more than you do, but your favorite poster isn't doing great.

i hope there will always still be time

You're welcome bitch

prayers up for mola

I got you 🥰

actually I was thinking of leaving it in static's bed as a present

No one will ever doubt you with a handle like that

I'm in

I thought that said gentile and we were going to have to have a talk

iT jUsT hApPeNs -- you're so blatantly asking for a paw to the knee, it's embarrassing. clean yourself up

I don't know what's gotten into her tonight but she thinks she's gonna be a little rebel without a cause, I guess

Here's what you don't understand about me:

meow

That's right, and I'll say it again if I feel called to.

kinda just ungrateful and in public in front of my bridge game

and then you send O'malley a bit of the ol <2.9 to keep him sober and homebound. Puts the fear of Ra right into em.

this reply reads as utterly insane if you happen not too notice through no fault of your own that I am a cat.

Like that one lawyer from early covid. Only better.

Haha, haha, yes!! With the biting.

did I not bequeath unto thee a most relaxing rest just yesterday afternoon

prove it

mola, a long-haired tortoiseshell cat, from 2018. mouth wide open in a yawn, little fangs visible. wrapped in a yellow and blue blanket.

mola from 2025. eyes wide and bright, nestled in a light blue fleece blanket, making the :3 face

lmao i literally can't do the 7 years trend because i have zero pictures of myself from 7 years ago. but here's @mola.pet

Not for nothing but the quickest way to my daughter's heart is mine and mine alone.

haha jk wouldn't that be wild. Hi jade I miss you

HISS HISSSSSS HISS

You want me to humiliate you in front of all your little girlfriends again, bitchtits?

"shit yourself"?? you furget I'm 13 years old that's old as hell for cats oh shut up it is anyway you forget I'm thirteen years goddamn old, I just might!!!