Imagining Dracula riding a bus

I hit a pothole so big my safety glasses fell out the overhead compartment and right out the window. Time for new ones

*waves across the Connecticut River *

A truck is just a bus for stuff

Home again home again giggity goo

I installed the new dishwasher, please clap

I’m glad you’re mostly okay even though “the one eyed postmaster” would be a hell of a local legend

Toddler feet with toys, including a toy tractor trailer

They say not to take your work home with you but I can’t help myself

There’s some truck driving competition stuff on there that I don’t want to miss.

I REALLY need to stop looking at facebook. Holy shit it’s so bad for you

Then again, five bucks is five bucks.

Joss?

The absolute degeneracy

I voted four thousand times by mail for today’s town election (my town has 3,100 residents so this should be very effective)

Baby wakes up from her nap, stands up, looks at me, points to her nose, very seriously says, “nose.”

Time for some miller high life, a pack of Luckies and some curling on the way to honking out a dirt snake at the old lady’s place

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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it Alt: Well we’re waiting gif

After waking up and reading bluesky

Three long years of this nightmare left. Meanwhile, they’re taking away so much from us while our neighbors cheer. I feel like there will be nothing left after they’re done.

No. It’s not a hard and fast rule, it’s more of a way of life.

My kids, born in 2010 and 2014, are watching Good Burger (1997.) I feel like this is some kind of parenting achievement.

Nature is healing

Team James

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Here’s me in 2016, with Sophie

Hell yeah

I think the part I’m having the hardest time with is the absolute fucking glee from the SEEMINGLY REGULAR people in the comments on any post regarding the Good murder.

Gave the ole miss a doink didja

Yep you can get your permit at age 15 in Vermont