If only there was a way for the press corps to not go and give him the audience he wants, but what can they do?
That being said, it would be hilarious if they all just organized to laugh at him, but they won't.
Backend running on Trump-brand Data Centers?
"about two weeks from now we’re going to start getting the craziest most toxic sex shit you’ve ever heard"
Sure, sure, that's what everyone says on the first date, but two weeks later we're arguing over who picked the last restaurant. Nice try.
BOO! That day was such a shitshow, we were in and out in half an hour at the most. Had to go get my first ink, a work dinner in Seattle, and still trying to rebuild our shitty deck stairs that I fell through two weeks ago lol...
When it opens for real we'll coordinate better!
Happy birthday you magnificent beast!
I actually met someone I thought was you but didn't ask!!! We got there super early
So respectful. Much respect.
Two handsome gentlemen with sweet caps
Everett aquasox, perfect Saturday night
What the ever loving fuck
Time for me to visit the mothership office, I guess!
Also, jesus christ the alteration excuse?!?!?
"No, guys, you don't get it, I put lots of stamps on there, not just the official court seal!"
AND THAT WASN'T EVEN TRUE
"I need ID"
"Here's a desk nameplate!"
"No, I need ID"
"Oh, gotcha, totally makes sense. So, here are my robes!"
Look, I'm no theologian, but if God is delivering victory then can we cut the Pentagon budget?
Nick voice: "you sound rich"
Anna voice: "you sound poor!"
But yeah, I'll stick with my aquasox Saturday package lol. I'll let you know if I manage to snag an ichiro statue on Friday but it's slim to none on the chances
It's silly to fly there for a hat right?
Wanna go to Chicago?
Why the fuck would you do that?!?? Now of all times?!?!?
Someone get Bob Odenkirk a script, stat.
"Look, if I have reason to believe my wife wants me to eat the last cookie, I'll do it. And if I find an entry in my own diary that says I think she does, well, yeah, I'm eating that cookie."
Then...why have we been at war with them for 60 years?
Jumanjus
Phew
Does this have the essay "there are no ties in baseball"? I had to read that as a 1L...
It sucked. The acting sucked. The plot sucked. The pod racing was clearly a video game ad. The main villain completely anonymous even at the end. Fan service that no one wanted. The fucking midichlorians. God we hated it at the time.
The multiple references to Zen and the Art are a bit ominous
So now I'm down a rabbit hole about whether there's a good joke here with yeshivas, and can I somehow tie in the Indiana Jones bit about no J in the roman alphabet, and anyway I'd like those five minutes back you monster.
Mrs det p esq is smarter than me, so I am choosing to believe her take on this. It gives me hope
Yeah but fuck, the play has to get better
