Home runs this season:
Red Sox: 12
Yordan Alvarez: 10

This is the correct answer

But what about the troops

(In Worcester)

You were right to never join instagram. You wouldn’t believe this crap

Please. No more CEO videos in my feeds. I’m begging you.

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Jon Bon Jovi looks like he’s preparing for a role in a Golden Girls reboot

Belichick must be pissed

I will forever use our text thread to workshop material

I think there should be a rule that PEDs are only legal if you inject them into your dick

Just please let it not be Matt Shaw

Simeon Woods Richardson

20yrs ago I met a child named Isaac Peacock and I will never forget him

Ernest Goes to Jail with Big Naturals

100000%!!

I went on to tell her about the regional bagging competition and she said “that sounds embarrassing”

And also, yes. Shout out Big Y.

I just bagged my own groceries and the cashier asked me if I ever worked as a bagger. Proudest moment of my life.

Nobody introduce this sweet boy to sports talk radio

I'm saying I just need one thing to not go out of its way to make me angry (yourself included)

a badge that reads "happiness guarantee" in the most difficult to read manor possible

Graphic design troll job or nah?

Just ate oysters from a place with a health rating of “Okay.” This may be my last skeet.

REMEMBER

Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year

Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole

Ok gifts are wrapped and now I have 45 minutes until the kids get up

Fan concern over the budget of billionaires will never cease to amaze me

Advice for new parents: throw away one toy every day and don’t tell anyone