If you resent or dislike someone because you’ve decided that they think you’re better than you, it’s because they are in fact better than you. Get your shytt together loser 🍹🏖️

Sometimes a DUMBASS will possess the skill of good diction and enunciation. This person is still a dumbass. Some of ya’ll are too easily hypnotized by articulate blatherskite from those you find appealing and thus the dumbassness is a germ unto you

Just because I think you’re handsome doesn’t mean I’m attracted to you. That’s not how vaginas work

🙁Yes it’s true. I can’t keep a man… that needs my financial assistance and contributions because the way yo azz gon learn real quick I’ll eat a salad in front yo face and tell you stop making those bubbles after I remind you Christina’s gone 🥗 😏

Why are ya’ll so sensitive about the word “old”!? It’s wtf we are! Get over the fantasy daydream of swinging on a Batman cable and saving the day with superhero parkour, it ain’t gon happen… go eat some cookies out the can and relax 🙂‍↔️

I feel like going outside. I want one of them stale cookies from the mall while I walk around with my one lil shopping bag like I got money 🤣

I’ve done what every “god” of this universe and every culture of this planet required me to do as a mother and as a woman and I’ll be damned if some failure of a man make any judgments, requests, or demands of me 🖕🏾

Don’t have children if you’re the kind of person who feels your job is “done” once they turn 18. If that’s you’re thought you’re a POS who deserves to die alone pissy in a nursing home 👨‍🦽‍➡️

Listen when it comes to choosing a partner weight can be gained and lost, money can be earned and burned and earned again. But maturity is accepting that you need to find someone with a matching face card for it to realistically work 🙂‍↕️ #justfacts

Stop comparing yourself to people with Mͫoͦn̾eͤy̾! No matter their age they can financially afford to buy time, attention, companionship, and comfort. You on the other hand can barely afford petrol ⛽️

Ladies if a man is comfortable enough to be inebriated infront of you on a regularly scheduled basis he doesn’t respect you. He thinks you’re a whore. Because please believe that there are a caliber of women that he would NEVER let lay eyes on him while in that condition ☕️

When you as a man bullies or initiates an argument or fight with a female it’s because he sees this as an equal fight. You see yourself as equal to a woman and in that instance yes you will called sassy 💁🏽‍♀️

If you have a family that actually loves you, stop letting bitter people who don’t have that tell you that you have to figure things out in life on your own. You don’t! You’re blessed enough to have many to turn to and ask for help and advice. 💯 💖

F*ck the plans and goals that you never executed. Nobody has to wait around for you to grow the f*ck up. You failed yourself and dare have the audacity to except someone else to let you drag them down with you?

A lot of ya’ll have some nitpicky relationship requirements that don’t match your face IJS 🤷🏽‍♀️

If y’all will just giving spousal goodies and benefits to people who aren’t legally your spouse that would solve a lot of your bitterness issues 🥃

Men are more likely to be placeholders than women are. That’s basically because women have this delusional thing they do of not understanding that Chris Hemsworth or Michael B. Jordan aren’t going to manifest in their bedrooms and marry them. Love your musty booger picker you’re with for who he is

Before you publically criticize people for how they look, or tell people how they 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 look and behave, make sure that attractive people actually find 𝙔𝙊𝙐 attractive, or even find the people you’re taking bad advice from remotely good looking IJS 💁🏽‍♀️

Whenever I have a bad day I often question as to whether or not I’ve said or done something recently to cause someone else a problem. Gossip and belittlement comes with a spiritual kickback fee 💣

Fun Fact: two people who both already completely had their shytt together when they GOT TOGETHER typically tend to STAY together 🍷

If you didn’t ask your own momma what the hell she was thinking when she decided to have you, don’t question or criticize a woman’s choices. Because I’m sure she’d dissolve your arse back into her lining rn if she could you demons 😌

Books are simply unimpressive without the foxing 📚

My problem is that I see a lot of reasonably decent looking men… and then they completely ruin it by speaking 😒

A lot of you men are very female-centered instead of being very “daddy-duty” centered and that’s the problem with society— you!

If you’re insisting upon being a cheater, don’t cheat with anyone that you can’t go move in with ☕️. No sex is worth living on a park bench or at a shelter for 😴

Know the difference between forgiveness and “putting up with” something… 🪓🙅🏽‍♀️

In order for someone to be disappointed that they’re not an option for you, you would’ve first have had to have been a fantasy or consideration for them. You likely weren’t. Just 🤫 – we don’t care

A white bunny with a pink flower on its head, surrounded by a few scattered pink petals laying on the street.

People will literally resent you for having an uncomplicated life 😌. They will resent you to a point of hatred from watching you be easygoing and taking life in stride. 🧘🏽‍♀️⛱️🍹📚